Song for Adebayor

[TwoSaintsComeMarching]

Adebayoor, Adebayoooooor
Our strikers are useless,
We need you to scoore!!

 

[EastLondonYid]

Adebayor
Adebayor
You talk like a wanker
so shut up and score!

 

[mattdefoe]

Love the accountant one please get that sung!!!

 

[mattdefoe]

How about the agbonlahor.. To the tune of come a chameleon..

Ade ade ade ade-bayor he's gna score... He's gna scoreeee

 

[1813]

Adebayoooor, Adebayooooor
He scores for Spurs
and gets paid by Mansooooour

Brilliant, still the best one.

 

[benski]

How do peeps feel about this one?

Adebayoooor, Adebayooooor
The Sheik pays his wages
And his wives are all whores

 

[MattyP]

Adebayor, Adebayor,
We'll not chant it this season,
As long as you score.

 

[fridgemagnet]

To Layla

Ade-ah, you went sliding on your knees.
Ade-ah, I'm begging, won't you please.
Ade-ah, Ade-ah won't you please score and watch the Arseholes slide.


Something like that

 

[bomberH]

Adebayor, Adebayoooor
If you upset me
I'll put you on ignore.

 

[Spurger King]

Adebayor, Adebayooor
Inspector Gadget's nemesis
was called Dr Claw

 

[bomberH]

Adebayor, Adebayoooor
Don't upset Judge Dredd
Cos he is the law.

 

[Spurger King]

Adebayor, Adebayooor
doesn't look anything like
Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

[rez9000]

Adebayor, Adebayooooor,
When you're on the Beeb,
You're better than Por

ridge

I'll get my coat

 

[hughy]

Adebayor, Adebayoooor
Please don't get injured,
Because Pav's a fucking bore.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Adebayor, Adebayooor
Your dad has a great job
And your mum's top draw

Anyone?

 

[roosh]

Adebayor, Adebayoooor,
[Insert rhyming scheme B, A here]

 

[StartingPrice]

Adebayor, Adebayooor
doesn't look anything like
Zsa Zsa Gabor

But it wouldn't surprise me if you attacked public functionaries
Just like her mg:

 

[bensayid]

Someone posted a decent one in a thread a couple of weeks ago.... It was something like:

Adebayor,
Adebayooooooor,
He hates the Gooners,
But we hate them more!

that was meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

 

[Spurrific]

Could just do it to the tune of 'Hey Jude' but switch "Hey Jude" for "Manu".

 

[Spurger King]

Adebayor, Adebayooor,
You'll score twice at Wolves,
but we'll still only draw