Songs for Pochettino

[Nocando]

Yes, it's the obligatory post your songs for our new signing thread. So post those songs that will never get sung, no matter how good or bad they are....

Yid, o, you know who he is
Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino

(Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow)

Sorry, I don't know why, but it just keeps buzzing round my head.

 

[punky]

Yes, it's the obligatory post your songs for our new signing thread. So post those songs that will never get sung, no matter how good or bad they are....

Yid, o, you know who he is
Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino, Pochettino

(Wiz Khalifa - Black and Yellow)

Sorry, I don't know why, but it just keeps buzzing round my head.

God, no.


Appreciate the effort though.

 

[felmani26]

It's going to be "Pochettino, he's a Yiddo!" isn't it?!

 

[Nocando]

God, no.


Appreciate the effort though.

Hmm thanks for the metaphorical pat on the head, you bitch ass.

Okay I see his full name is: Mauricio Roberto Pochettino Trossero

So what about...

Donald* where's Pochettino Trossero?

*I'm not sure who Donald is, but I can't be expected to do everything around here, at least it gives you something to work with.

 

[Spurger King]

Fuck off Mourinho...we've got Mauricio,
Don't play Paulinho, Lennon or Roseyo...

or

All we need is Poch...all we need is Poch...all we need is, Poch..Poch,
Poch is all we need

or

(to Nelly the elephant)

Pochettino came to Spurs, and said goodbye to Southampton,
Off he went with a trumpety-trump, no hablo Ingles...

Or

(to I need a Hero)

He's Pochettino...he's Pochettino every day and the night,
We're gonna be strong, and we're gonna be fast
And we're gonna be up for the fight....

Or

Pochettino, Pochettino, he was born to manage Spurs...

Or

Super, super Poch, super Pochettino...


Or my personal favourite...

Poch..hurr...what is he good for?
Getting the best out of Lamela

 

[Syn_13]

Fuck off Mourinho...we've got Mauricio,
Don't play Paulinho, Lennon or Roseyo...

or

All we need is Poch...all we need is Poch...all we need is, Poch..Poch,
Poch is all we need

or

(to Nelly the elephant)

Pochettino came to Spurs, and said goodbye to Southampton,
Off he went with a trumpety-trump, no hablo Ingles...

Or

(to I need a Hero)

He's Pochettino...he's Pochettino every day and the night,
We're gonna be strong, and we're gonna be fast
And we're gonna be up for the fight....

Or

Pochettino, Pochettino, he was born to manage Spurs...

Or

Super, super Poch, super Pochettino...


Or my personal favourite...

Poch..hurr...what is he good for?
Getting the best out of Lamela

Personally, I'm up for the "Nelly the Elephant" and "I Need a Hero" tunes, as they're pretty creative. However, we'll end up with something banal like "Super Poch".

 

[scat1620]

I'm going to be chanting:

"Oh __________, you used to be ___________ but you're _________ now!"

along with everybody else.

 

[Spurger King]

Personally, I'm up for the "Nelly the Elephant" and "I Need a Hero" tunes, as they're pretty creative. However, we'll end up with something banal like "Super Poch".

Had to chuck a few realistic ones in there.

It will probably be...

Pochtettino...wo oh oh
Pochettino...
He came from Southampton,
To manage Tottenham...

 

[Shadydan]

Fuck off Mourinho...we've got Mauricio,
Don't play Paulinho, Lennon or Roseyo...

or

All we need is Poch...all we need is Poch...all we need is, Poch..Poch,
Poch is all we need

or

(to Nelly the elephant)

Pochettino came to Spurs, and said goodbye to Southampton,
Off he went with a trumpety-trump, no hablo Ingles...

Or

(to I need a Hero)

He's Pochettino...he's Pochettino every day and the night,
We're gonna be strong, and we're gonna be fast
And we're gonna be up for the fight....

Or

Pochettino, Pochettino, he was born to manage Spurs...

Or

Super, super Poch, super Pochettino...


Or my personal favourite...

Poch..hurr...what is he good for?
Getting the best out of Lamela

You've been thinking about this far too much.

 

[Syn_13]

You've been thinking about this far too much.

He's that super excited about Pochetino. It's all he's gone on about really. I'm willing to bet I know what his PC wallpaper is of.

 

[Spurger King]

He's that super excited about Pochetino. It's all he's gone on about really. I'm willing to bet I know what his PC wallpaper is of.

PC wallpaper? You mean my actual wallpaper...along with the mosaic of him on my kitchen floor (or my Bitchin' floor, as I now call it).

 

[Syn_13]

PC wallpaper? You mean my actual wallpaper...along with the mosaic of him on my kitchen floor (or my Bitchin' floor, as I now call it).

Make sure you laminate it. Makes it easy to wipe the stains off.

 

[Spurger King]

Make sure you laminate it. Makes it easy to wipe the stains off.

I like the stains. They're a symbol of my love.

 

[marvel]

Mauricio Roberto Pochettino Trossero's Blue and White Army!

Rolls off the tongue

 

[Reece]

Then Pochettino comes along, with the squad to carry on,
and you cast your fears aside, that we'd only make top 5
so when you feel like hope is gone, look at 'tino and be strong,
and you'll finally see the truth, that Pochettino loves spurs too

 

[shahk_unltd]

Pochettino's a jolly good fellow, Pochettino's a jolly good fellow, Pochettino's a jolly good fellow, so say all of us!

 

[nuttynoah]

To the tune of "Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

Mauricio Pochettino
Villa Ardiles Taricco
From Argentina to Spain
Then home to White Hart Lane
Levy's insistance
We'll go the distance

(might need some more work)

 

[JohanTheYid]

I like:

MoMo MoMoMoMo MoMoMoMo MoMo PO-CHE-TTINO

(2 Unlimited - No Limits)

 

[Spursbabe63]

This was pinched from a FB page....

Definitely my favourite so far...

To the tune of Amarillo,
We put our faith in Pochettino,
He's much better than Jose Mourinho,
We put our faith in Pochettino,
To bring more trips to Wembley!
La la la la la la la la, La la la la la la la la, La la la la la la la la

To bring more trips to Wembley

 

[Stoof]

Oh Pochettino
He came from the magpies
Who suck penis
What a gen