Songs for Pochettino

[Pimp_Spur]

To the tune of kings of Leon your sex is on fire

Pooooooo-ooooo che tinos on fire

 

[trevo]

Oh Pochetino
no hablo Ingles oh
With Levy no comprendo
He might last till June o

 

[TheAmerican]

He's got,
some classy tactics that you've never seen before

He's got,
our spurs creating chances and starting to score

Levvvvyyyy, can't ever sack him now.

The supporters are on his sidddddeeee!!!!

Mauricio Pochettino!! (x3)
Born to be our manager!

 

[CrazyHeart]

John Lennon's Imagine:

Imagine there's no Sherwood...
It's easy if you try...
No guarantees for Ade...
or Nabil shooting at the sky...

Imagine Pochettino,
Coaching Spurs in peace...

 

[panties]

If I let you go
I will never know
How my life would be
Holding you close to me
Will I ever see you smiling back at me
How will I knowwwwwwwww
Pochinettooooooooo

 

[fridgemagnet]

Where the Pocket-tino at?
Spurs
Where the Argies at?
Spurs
If the Pocket-tino at
Spurs
Then get your arse to Spurs

Yo Spurs is the place Mauricio Pocket-tino say
And I think that the man's ok
Yeah he was all done up on the little red and white planet down yonder
You get fonder and fonder
Goals, trophies, other things yeah
Oh what the Yid army brings
Say oh what the Yid army brings
Now where the Pocket-tino at?
Spurs

 

[coyspurs18]

To Green Acres theme song:



Pochettino is the coach for Spurs.
High pressin is the style for Spurs.
Spreading defenses out far and wide.
Keep your coaches just give me the Argentine.

 

[HobbitSpur]

To the tune of kings of Leon your sex is on fire

Pooooooo-ooooo che tinos on fire

Too much Poo for my liking

 

[E17yid]

To the Nicola Berti Tune. Instead of singing Myyyyyy Naaaaaaaame is Nicola Berti" at the start:

Maurrrriccccccccoooooo Pochetino
The Argentine Yiddo
He played for a team back in France
Bordeaux
and when he walks down the street
All the people he meets
They say Oi gorgeous what's your name.

 

[aliyid]

The no limit one is my fave at the moment

It's tricky to get his name to sync properly with four syllables but here goes


(To the tune of Hey Baby)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy Po-che-ti-no (ohhh ahhhh)
I wanna knoooowww if [we'll score a goal] / [you love Sandro] / [we'll beat Arsenal] etc...


(To the tune of Copacabana)
His name was Tino, Po-che-ti-no
He played with Sandro and Lamella
His name was Tino, Po-che-tiiiiiiiii-noooooo
Movement and Passion were always in fashion
At White Harrrrrrt Laaannneee......... We fell in loooove

 

[basskadet]

To the tune of The Timelord's (KLF) classic "Doctorin' the Tardis"

POCHETTINO HEY!
Mauricio
POCHETTINO HEY!
We are Yids!
POCHETTINO HEY!
Mauricio
Pochettino...poch...Pochettino
Poochettino..poch..Pochettino

 

[TheGreenLily]

Santa Fe Poochy, number one super guy.
Santa Fe Poochy, better than the previous lot.

He's got style, a groovy style,
and a style that just won't stop.
When the going gets tough, he's really rough,
with a Santa Fe Poochy chop (Hi-Ya!)

Santa Fe Poochy, number one super guy.
Santa Fe Poochy, better than the previous lot.
Santa Fe Poochy, he's fan-riffic (gong!)

 

[Redfap]

To the tune of the absolute classic 'Lola- by The Kinks'

'Levy pushed Tim away
He walked to the door
I fell to the floor

I got down on my knees
I looked at Levy
And he looked at me

Well that's the way
That I want it to stay
Now It's time for the
Porchettino
T-I-N-O TINO'

Or a quicker more Tino themed one, also Lola

'Well we're London's most passionate fans
I know what I am
and I'm very glad to be a Spurs man
So is Porchettino
T-I-N-O TINO'

 

[DiscoD1882]

when I have time I will add the lyrics but everytime I hear his name I cant help thinking of the Abba song Chiquitita. in fact im oftn heard humming it at work. its doing my head in.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4QqMKe3rwY

 

[Grey Fox]

Some of these are very good and creative, but the problem is trying to get 30,000 singing at the lane with anything more than 3 syllables. Mine is boring, but simple;

MPO is a Yiddo

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

You got mud on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

We will we will POCH you
(Sing it!)
We will we will POCH you

We will we will POCH you
We will we will POCH you


I'd like genuine appreciation of this post because the lyrics took me so long to change and fit into the song............

 

[mk_spur]

to the tune of please release me

Please release me let me go,
Cos im Pochettino dont you know,
levys haggling is just a sin,
So release me and let manage again.

 

[Norwegian Spurs fan]

Here is the ultimate song pressure and time!

 

[Borks]

To the tune of 'Just can't get enough'

When I'm watching Tottenham
I go out of my head,
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

All the things you do to me
And every goal you score,
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough

We moan and groan every other week
But I just can't seem to get enough of...

*chorus*
do do do do do do do...
Pochettino!

 

[NHAndy]

When his face hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Pochettino