Tactical Smurf hat manoeuvre (Calling Stoof)

[AngerManagement]

How far would you need to go back?

to find out the moment we were cursed?

Speaking in terms of this season I'd say around about the time the ball connected with Sagna's head

 

[MrsKeane]

That's what I meant, this season or however far back LOL

 

[jimbo]

It's not going to happen, he's on a stag do this weekend.

 

[Chinaspur]

It's not going to happen, he's on a stag do this weekend.

typical

 

[Bus-Conductor]

Stoof, get Torres under the hat sharpish.

 

[Kingellesar]

With regards to who smurf'd us. Does stoof have any siblings or enemies that are not Spurs fans?! Maybe we need to go underground with futurue smurf operations.

 

[The Watcher]

That's what I meant, this season or however far back LOL

1962 onwards, all down hill from there...

 

[shelfmonkey]

When the scum moved their pikey caravans to N. London and brought their anti-glorious football destroyer 'lucky' cursed heather with them!! We need to fight back with the foulest of foul black magic!! Are there any witchdoctors you know that support Spurs out there?!!

 

[brasil_spur]

I reckon it's Chelsea we need to fend off - my vote is for: Torresmurf

 

[Woland]

Keep it on RVP, we still need it to feed our hope for 3rd.
Smurfing Chelsea now could play into hands of Newcastle and we're level on points with them, remember.
Should we make 3rd and Arsenal 4th, leave it as it is - I don't mind Arse losing CL qualification to Chelsea. Nobody does.
If it's the other way round - smurf Drogba and pray they lose the CL final.
If we fuck it up to finish 5th or lower, the curse does not matter.
Simples.

 

[Bus-Conductor]

We've got to do Pap Cisse. Sharpish. I can only see Newcastle bothering us now.

 

[spud]

We've got to do Pap Cisse. Sharpish. I can only see Newcastle bothering us now.

No. We still need it on van Rapist so that we can get in front of the goons. I've got a horrible feeling that Chelski will win in Munich.

 

[beats1]

People need to stop requesting a change until the end of the season otherwise we may anger the Stoof gods with our greed

 

[chilespurs]

We have little scientific proof that a manager based curse has ever had a measurable effect. Obviously for players it is proved beyond all reasonable doubt. We also know from May 2010 http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/index.php?threads/the-stoof-smurf-effect.59675/page-5#post-1811957 that the curse takes exactly 12 hours to begin to work.

I admire the enthusiasm in this thread, but now is not the time for experiments, we must stick within the parameters of what we know definitely works.

It's all futile though - Stoof is probably out there somewhere living the high life, getting his game on and paying scant regard to the power he has been blessed with. We've seen that his head is not in the right place for this, his attitude is wrong and he has become the Pavlyuchenko of SC. Making all the right noises, but not putting in the effort when it counts.

if manager based curses don't work can we at least have a howard webb curse please.

 

[Ionman34]

I reckon it's Chelsea we need to fend off - my vote is for: Torresmurf

Sounds like one of those giant monsters that Godzilla used to battle.

 

[pal90]

No. We still need it on van Rapist so that we can get in front of the goons. I've got a horrible feeling that Chelski will win in Munich.

Has been my fear for months. Leave it on van Rapist until after the last game Sunday week and then Matasmurf, Sturridgesmurf, Drogbasmurf or Torresmurf. Just to make sure.

 

[sim0n]

Has been my fear for months. Leave it on van Rapist until after the last game Sunday week and then Matasmurf, Sturridgesmurf, Drogbasmurf or Torresmurf. Just to make sure.

yep - after final game of the season, it has to be Drogba Smurf for the CL final...

 

[DiscoD1882]

Can we leave the smurf hat on Van Persie until the end of the season and then move it to a member of the Chelsea team. Just in case we finish 4th

 

[AngerManagement]

Can we leave the smurf hat on Van Persie until the end of the season and then move it to a member of the Chelsea team. Just in case we finish 4th

Agreed, Van Persie til after their game at West Brom then get it on Peter Cech for Munich

 

[Stoof]

Fools. You know not what power I wield.

The hat stays on Van Persie. We look forwards not backwards, up the table not down it.

Our Champions League charge is in full flight, lest not we falter now. Our target is clear, our path chosen.

Or some shit.