The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 14th August 2017

[thinktank]

Looks like we're making a little collection to show off on Sunday, then. Would imply one or two maybe already done and RS on the verge.

Or...Daniel Levy.

We'll see. Pray it's the former.

 

[robbiedee]

THIS FFS Parade means introduction to fans , it doesn't mean going around Wembley on the back of a truck wearing a pink tutu

...I think that's a carnival

 

[dagraham]

THIS FFS Parade means introduction to fans , it doesn't mean going around Wembley on the back of a truck wearing a pink tutu

Well I for one am disappointed as that's exactly what I was expecting.

 

[codspur]

THIS FFS Parade means introduction to fans , it doesn't mean going around Wembley on the back of a truck wearing a pink tutu

Be funny if it was Aurier and that was a condition of him signing though

 

[talkshowhost86]

THIS FFS Parade means introduction to fans , it doesn't mean going around Wembley on the back of a truck wearing a pink tutu

Then what the hell am I supposed to do with this pink tutu?

 

[srups34]

I'm beginning to feel moist again, this usually means we are about to sign a player.

 

[thinktank]

THIS FFS Parade means introduction to fans , it doesn't mean going around Wembley on the back of a truck wearing a pink tutu

 

[Stoof]

I remember we wheeled out Jermain Defoe either at half time or before the game when he came back. He was wearing a flat cap. He looked like a twat.

 

[shelfmonkey]

Will this 'new signing' wear the no8 shirt?

 

[dagraham]

If we are to introduce a signing pitch side I hope it's Barkley and I hope he's wearing a leg brace, only to then whip it off, drop kick it into the air and do a succession of hamstring stretches, sprints and back flips.

 

[Lighty64]

Doubt we'd do a parade of signings on a match day.

I'm sure that's what we did when Robbie Keane signed for the 1st time

 

[glospur]

Doubt we'd do a parade of signings on a match day.

Isn't it customary to introduce new signings to the fans at the first home game after they sign?

 

[GioW]

Isn't it customary to introduce new signings to the fans at the first home game after they sign?

Yep. I was thinking more of announcing on match day might be unlikely but there's no rules.

 

[joelstinton14]

Twice when i have gone to the toilet for a number two today it gets all exciting in here.

/Searches for carbohydrates in the cupboard.

 

[robbiedee]

Twice when i have gone to the toilet for a number two today it gets all exciting in here.

/Searches for carbohydrates in the cupboard.

Keep on shitting

 

[Clark28]

If we are to introduce a signing pitch side I hope it's Barkley and I hope he's wearing a leg brace, only to then whip it off, drop kick it into the air and do a succession of hamstring stretches, sprints and back flips.

picturing something like this scene in my head
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Willy-Wonka-Roll-Over-Surprise.gif

 

[Lighty64]

Then what the hell am I supposed to do with this pink tutu?

Wear it at the next SC staff party

 

[sirwilliam]

I remember we wheeled out Jermain Defoe either at half time or before the game when he came back. He was wearing a flat cap. He looked like a twat.

Before the Burnley game in the semi a few years ago I think.

 

[Matthew]

funtime friday triple signing? ........ah one can wish!

 

[THFCjosh]

Twice when i have gone to the toilet for a number two today it gets all exciting in here.

/Searches for carbohydrates in the cupboard.

I'd be more concerned that it's only 2.45pm and you've already been to the bog twice