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There was a complete absence of any ITK on Saturday, but I can reveal, exclusive to SC, that this was because it was the annual Spurs ITK convention in Las Vegas this weekend.
Our man on the spot informs me that as the ITK's arrived, the first one through customs was asked the purpose of his visit, at which point two 'Men in Black' appeared out of nowhere, flashed their ID's and told the customs offical that "no one questions the ITK's" and fast tracked them through to the airport exit.
One ITK got into his cab and was asked which hotel he was staying at, to which he replied 'Friends, Romans, Simon Jordan......lend me your Selhurst Parks' and to our reporters astonishment, the cabbie took him straight to the correct hotel.
A third ITK threw a tantrum when he discovered his room didn't have a large tree directly outside his window and a fourth ITK was turned away from the convention entrance, the only snippet our reporter overheard was "You've lost your accreditation, Darren Bent plays for Sunderland now, their convention is scheduled for next week at the Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club".
Topics discussed at the convention are top secret, but I can exclusively reveal that as of January 1st 2011, the use of technology has been given the green light and a committee was set up to investigate the use of infra red binoculars, listening and bugging devices and the possibility of renting spy satelittes from the CIA. Also, copies of JTG's new book 'Cryptics - The art of being right when you're wrong' sold like hotcakes.
The highlight of the meeting seemed to be when a messenger boy arrived with a telegram for one of the ITK's. The poor sod delivered his message and the recipient put his hand in his pocket as the messenger smiled thinking he was going to get a tip only to see the ITK pull out a revolver and empty it into his chest. This was greeted with howls of laughter from the assembled glitterati. Seems its some sort of an 'in' joke with them..........With that, the convention ended and will reconvene in early December. The junior ranking ITK's flew home early to scatter some crumbs for the starving masses and on Sunday things picked up, starting with this, from POTL........
Regarding Remy & Gio
Then Dragon1 in a post called Champion League, said.......
Chris then scored a hat trick of whores when he brought us this from Roger Morgan over on SO.....
Then our very own yidio gave us some bad news on the Harry front.....
Biz then whored news about Scott Parker......
Our final piece of ITK came from someone I can't remember actually being an ITK......
Not a lot in the papers today, The Mirror carry on their Craig Bellamy Hokey-Cokey......
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp remains hopeful of persuading unsettled Wales captain Bellamy to come to White Hart Lane.
Coming tomorrow, The Mirror telling us we aren't signing him.
And not Spurs related, but this would be fun if it happened.......
Argentina legend Diego Maradona is lining up a move to become Aston Villa's next manager after Martin O'Neill's departure.
Imagine Villa scoring a late winner and Fatboy sliding along the pitch on his belly. There'd be riots.
That's your lot. Keep whoring!
Our man on the spot informs me that as the ITK's arrived, the first one through customs was asked the purpose of his visit, at which point two 'Men in Black' appeared out of nowhere, flashed their ID's and told the customs offical that "no one questions the ITK's" and fast tracked them through to the airport exit.
One ITK got into his cab and was asked which hotel he was staying at, to which he replied 'Friends, Romans, Simon Jordan......lend me your Selhurst Parks' and to our reporters astonishment, the cabbie took him straight to the correct hotel.
A third ITK threw a tantrum when he discovered his room didn't have a large tree directly outside his window and a fourth ITK was turned away from the convention entrance, the only snippet our reporter overheard was "You've lost your accreditation, Darren Bent plays for Sunderland now, their convention is scheduled for next week at the Wheeltappers & Shunters Social Club".
Topics discussed at the convention are top secret, but I can exclusively reveal that as of January 1st 2011, the use of technology has been given the green light and a committee was set up to investigate the use of infra red binoculars, listening and bugging devices and the possibility of renting spy satelittes from the CIA. Also, copies of JTG's new book 'Cryptics - The art of being right when you're wrong' sold like hotcakes.
The highlight of the meeting seemed to be when a messenger boy arrived with a telegram for one of the ITK's. The poor sod delivered his message and the recipient put his hand in his pocket as the messenger smiled thinking he was going to get a tip only to see the ITK pull out a revolver and empty it into his chest. This was greeted with howls of laughter from the assembled glitterati. Seems its some sort of an 'in' joke with them..........With that, the convention ended and will reconvene in early December. The junior ranking ITK's flew home early to scatter some crumbs for the starving masses and on Sunday things picked up, starting with this, from POTL........
Regarding Remy & Gio
This is true. Gio had a good pre-season last year, so i'm waiting to see how this one develops.Who Phantom Of The Lane
Date 15/08/2010
Site COYS
Confirm we sent scouts to watch the player on Saturday night. 4th time he has been watched.
Don't be convinced Gio isn't leaving either. There is interest from Spain and Italy for him. Redknapp recognises he has had a good pre season, but he had a good pre season last year too. Watch this space.
POTL
Then Dragon1 in a post called Champion League, said.......
Ahhhhh so that's why we've been so quiet......Who Dragon1
Date 15/08/2010
Site COYS
been told dl will sanction deals if, we qualify for champs league
Chris then scored a hat trick of whores when he brought us this from Roger Morgan over on SO.....
We're in for Remy :lol:Who Roger Morgan
Date 15/08/2010
Site SO
12M bid for Remy is in
Then our very own yidio gave us some bad news on the Harry front.....
Hurry up! Oh and when I looked, you could get 7/2 on Harry being next England manager. If you have a punt, the only fly in the ointment is Hodgson.Date 15/08/2010
Site Spurs Community
I know i've been away for a while and will hopefully get a decent update in the next couple of days. for now though - sponsor for cup competitions was sealed on saturday morning. will be announced on tuesday morning and worn in switzerland, so there will be no sponsor-less shirt on sale im afraid! i was not told who it is, 'sensitive' information apparently. other than that, harry is off to manage england as soon as the fa come knocking, regardless of when that may be. levy panicked after the world cup as most at the club thought we would be searching for a new manager.
be back with more asap.
Biz then whored news about Scott Parker......
I can't believe this one is still running, but then there's a lot about transfer windows that I can't believe :razz:Who GlennSpurs
Date 15/08/2010
Site FTL
We have permission to speak to him.
Our final piece of ITK came from someone I can't remember actually being an ITK......
Funny that, i've got a friend who is a scout too. Got all his badges, woodcraft, sowing, the lot. Didn't realise that lot were so well connected......I'll ask if he's got any Spurs info.Who Barnes Spurs
Date 15/08/2010
Site COYS
Spoke to my scout friend earlier and he told me we were after a player from Plymouth, I saw the other week someone posted that we were watching a player but people were not sure who
Well the player is..........
Réda Johnson
Not a lot in the papers today, The Mirror carry on their Craig Bellamy Hokey-Cokey......
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp remains hopeful of persuading unsettled Wales captain Bellamy to come to White Hart Lane.
Coming tomorrow, The Mirror telling us we aren't signing him.
And not Spurs related, but this would be fun if it happened.......
Argentina legend Diego Maradona is lining up a move to become Aston Villa's next manager after Martin O'Neill's departure.
Imagine Villa scoring a late winner and Fatboy sliding along the pitch on his belly. There'd be riots.
That's your lot. Keep whoring!