The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 18th August 2017

[Emperor Penguin]

Jokes on all of us when it turns out the "game-changer" is a 17 year old FIFA star and we're venturing into e-sports.

 

[KidCOYS]

Plot Twist, Levy and Co are waiting for Chelsea to strike late in the window so he can hijack one of their signings

My guess is Lemar but my guess is also about as good as (just wanted to use that emoji).

 

[Bigjim6464]

I'd be worried if I got a winner rating from @Archibald&Crooks for a daft guess, it's probably him marking those of you about to be sodomised with a set ablaze ban stick coated in anthrax tipped barbed wire which contains a swarm of termites.

This is strangely specific.

 

[bomberH]

At least wait until someone guesses Isco!

I'm not even joking, I typed out a lengthy post about why it could be Isco and when I refreshed the page to see if anyone else had mentioned him before I posted it, your post came up Luckily I saw it just in time or that could've been awkward!!


Is it Isco?

 

[Spurs4CL]

Just for the record, I'm reading it as a world class signing who'll win us the league

I just jizzed from my anus

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Why is everyone being weird?

 

[Bigjim6464]

I just jizzed from my anus

Are you sure that that wasn't just left from last night?

 

[Tucker]

Can you become so erect that your penis falls off?... Asking for a friend

Yes, you can.

 

[spursfan77]

if it's breezer's south american then has to be psg given they need to sell.

pastore or moura. either would be wow.

They seem to be up for selling players at lower fees that would suit us. Wages the problem though I guess

 

[Stoof]

I just jizzed from my anus

That's poo. Just poo. You had a poo.

 

[DeadleyLedley]

A signing and some ITK and we've basically reverted back to apes.

Apes.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Why is everyone being weird?

I like you. You say it as it is.

 

[hutchiniho]

Why is everyone being weird?

Hope.
The undoing of all Spurs fans.

 

[klacey]

Or di Maria

No thanks, not when he thinks this low of us.

"It hurts when you’re always doing your best for your club and then you hear that you might be going to Tottenham"

 

[Indisguise]

Why is everyone being weird?

You tell us... You're the shrink!

 

[BringBack_leGin]

That's poo. Just poo. You had a poo.

Maybe symptomatic of a long hard week at work, maybe it's just the work hangover from my office summer do, but this had be crying with laughter for a good couple of minutes. My other half thinks I'm bat shit crazy now

 

[crokey]

Oh my god it has to be Lanzini

It has to be, does it? There's no other football player in the world it could possibly be?

 

[gushayes11]

Sissoko is a game changer. He makes us look shit.

 

[Dean]

Surely Rob talking about Germany was educated?!!

A certain German and a Colombian?

JD and coke if you will?!

 

[Emperor Penguin]

A signing and some ITK and we've basically reverted back to apes.

Apes.

I regret what I've done.