The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 19th August 2013

[markiespurs]

All the best at Fulham Scotty, always gave his all for the cause and conducted himself as a model pro

 

[sak11]

Maybe we can expect incoming soon

Not in response to Scotty P moving on - his (& hudd& Livermore) replacements are already here... DM positions all sewn up.

Next up LB and AMF/FW.... Then I think our spending will be done....

 

[strader]

Parker was a rock for us.. Good luck to him. Something i never worked out though is how the other team never anticipated what he was going to do.

because he well skilled at it.

 

[bilburger]

SC info alert: There will now follow a short period of shitty jokes about Scott Parker containing the words circles, spinning and suchlike as well as a combination of numbers usually, but not limited to 3, 6 and 0. This will continue until someone gets exasperated by seeing them and starts spam rating you all (which will cause a spin-off argument) or one of the mods collectively bitchslaps you all.

Thank you for your patience and understanding during this trying time.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Glad parker and hudd are gone. The main reason i wont have to read the stupid jokes about them anymore

I saddens me to have to tell you i'm currently working on replacement jokes for our current players. If the ITK is accurate, we might actually strike gold with Willian.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I like you because you 'get' me

And you Snuzzy..........You are not a miserable snot faced git with an arse tight enough to crack walnuts with. And i'd argue with anyone suggesting you are.

 

[MirinJaw]

Dempsey too, the Boo boys have already turned their attention to Siggy and Rose so don't worry. Plenty more time to undermine our players confidence.

The boo boys are a bunch of ****s & should not be allowed to step foot inside the lane again hate the wankers!

 

[AUSpur]

The restaurant where Belushi said that line was Chez Paul.

Willian & PAULinho both played for Corinthians (not at same time) in Sao PAULo.

The song Desperado is about coming home.

 

[Savage7]

Is Parker a member on here?

 

[Vwbottom]

I saddens me to have to tell you i'm currently working on replacement jokes for our current players. If the ITK is accurate, we might actually strike gold with Willian.

Just imagine if we Signed Heskey and Carlton Cole....... Now erase it from your memory, probably best not to tempt fate.

 

[monkeynick]

Scott Parker left because he actually wanted more rotation....

 

[bomberH]

Parker, Taarabt, Bent, Berbatov & Jol. Go on Fulham Hotspur, smash the fuckers on Saturday.

That's central midfield sorted now. Just need the attacking creative ITK to come true now. Looking like Willian but hope Lamela pops by to say hi too...

 

[$hoguN]

You're just trying to put a good spin on things.

Come on lads, these puns are just go around and around in circles now.

 

[mitch34]

Three year deal for Scotty according to Sky Sports. Good work by his agent.

 

[AUSpur]

Parker, Taarabt, Bent, Berbatov & Jol. Go on Fulham Hotspur, smash the fuckers on Saturday.

That's central midfield sorted now. Just need the attacking creative ITK to come true now. Looking like Willian but hope Lamela pops by to say hi too...

"Land of Misfit Spurs" as a friend just emailed me.

 

[strader]

The boy boys are a bunch of ****s & should not be allowed to step foot inside the lane again hate the wankers!

boy boys, hope i never come across such

 

[HappySpur]

Come on lads, these puns are just go around and around in circles now.

I circling disklike the orb-horrent puns being used here.

 

[$hoguN]

I circling disklike the orb-horrent puns being used here.

I'm not sure if that should be rated WTF or funny lol

 

[Savage7]

Just seen real Madrid are favourites to sign Kondogbia from Sevilla.
They have spent a fair bit of money this summer already so I'm hopeful that they are giving up on getting Gareth this season.
Also after watching Madrid last night, when they struggled to fit ronaldo benzema ozil and isco into their attack aswel as having di Maria in the bench and playing modric as one of the holding midfielders,I am wondering how bale would fit in. And if he did sign then itust surely spell the end for ozil and maybe modric.

If this is the case, I know ozil most probably want to join us but if I was levy id be saying you can have bale for the right price, but we're havin ozil. You make him join us or the deals off. I'd chuck contreao in there aswel and depending on how much cash upfront they can give us I'd demand morata

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I did warn you all.