The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 1st February 2016 THE FINAL DAY!

Discussion in 'The January 2016 Transfer Rumours Archive' started by Archibald&Crooks, Feb 1, 2016.

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  1. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Morning all!

    So here we are again, on the last day of the transfer window and without having made the signings many of us agree is needed. Hell, I doubt anyone at the kloop (As Roberto Martinez would call it) would deny its needed but things are a changing down at the lane and changing for the better in the long run.

    This has probably, hell definately been the worst transfer window on record for ITK and signings and its hit SC hard and a lot of you have probably had to actually do work whilst sat at your desks.

    Donations have been well down although a lot of people have signed up to our monthly recurring payments scheme, its easy peasy to set up and even plankton could do it so there's no reason you can't so why not click on the donate button and sling the price of a large latte and a doughnut a month our way? Motorway service station prices of course :D

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    Mrs A&C decided to take me to a strip club for my birthday this weekend.

    When we got to the club the doorman says, "Hey, A&C! How ya doing?"

    This puzzled Mrs A&C and she asked if he's been to this club before.

    "Oh, no," I said. "He's on my darts team."

    Then, when we took our seats seated, a waitress asked me if i'd like my usual and brings over a Budweiser.

    Mrs A&C was getting increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

    "She's in the Ladies Darts team treacle. We share darts night with them."

    A stripper then comes over to our table, throws her arms around me, and says "Hi A&C. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

    Mrs A&C was now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

    I ran out after her and saw her getting into a taxi. Before she can slam the door, I jumped in beside her and tried desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken me for someone else, but Mrs A&C is having none of it, she's screaming at me at the top of her lungs, calling me every name in the book.

    The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, A&C." ummm.gif

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    So, you donated or set up a monthly donation yet?

    In other news, John Terry is leaving Chelsea. Players in the MLS and in China are frantically buying chastity belts for their wives.

    Oh and sad news about Terry Wogan isn't it? Not many of you will remember he had a minor chart hit with a song called the Floral Dance. Youtube it you lazy ****s. Anyway, here's a short SC tribute taken from the lyrics…..

    I thought I could hear some on SC moan
    Of the signings, net spend give a great big groan
    Lamela, Bale, the price was dumb
    Bassong, Fazio and Erikson
    Far away, as in a trance
    I heard the sound of the Transfer Dance


    Still not donated? Jeez this is hard work, get cracking!

    I got home from the pub the other night and said to Mrs A&C that i'd heard the milkman had slept with every wife on our street except one. She said "God I bet its that stuck up bitch at no 16"

    Anyway, we've reached the end of another transfer window and we'd like to thank everyone who has donated and I'll personally be thanking the mums of those of you who haven't. Thank you for your participation, it's been good having you........I'm sorry it hasn't been as much fun as usual, although it certainly has been less stressful for a certain good looking and extremely well endowed individual........:playful:

    Have a great day!
     
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  2. thinktank

    thinktank Hmmm...

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    Will bung another £20 in the post to Rob in the week.
     
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  3. robertgoulet

    robertgoulet SC Resident Crooner Extraordinaire

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    matthew.absurdum Well-Known Member

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    Meltdown Meltdown Meltdown :joyful::joyful:
     
  5. whitechina

    whitechina Well-Known Member

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    A surprise one in, Fazio, out, MD2 confirmed and lots of other fax machines broken will make me happy today.
    Donation (15 quid) made to keep this brilliant place alive
     
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  6. PrettyColors

    PrettyColors Well-Known Member

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    I'll donate if we sign someone. Right now, not looking likely.
     
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  7. Monkey Bastard Hands

    Monkey Bastard Hands Large Member

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    I'd like to think we've learnt from four years ago when we signed Saha and Nelsen that we need to get some quality in if we're to maintain our push until the end of the season. Let's hope we see some activity today.
     
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  8. spursLA

    spursLA Raising the 4th generation

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    I'd like to think we can fill the gaping hole behind Kane on the depth chart but it's been very quiet. MD2 was always one for the future. There's been no positive ITK on SB. Maybe Poch and Levy feel they can roll the dice - TBF they're deserving of some respect for their decisions given how the seasons gone so far - but it's a risk. It'll be torches and pitchforks if Kane gets hurts and Son is the only backup.
     
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  9. Stoof

    Stoof Immortal Hero of the Transfer and ITK Forums Staff

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    Asking about streams is definitely not site compliant nor is it "this thread" compliant.
     
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  10. Ledleys Knee

    Ledleys Knee Well-Known Member

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    Is this where JJ pops up and announces 'Crouch and Terry'?

    For me today will be Dembele in, Fazio and Milos out, Berahino to Newcastle
     
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  11. talkshowhost86

    talkshowhost86 Mod-Moose Staff

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    Teehee......gaping hole
     
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  12. Ledleys Knee

    Ledleys Knee Well-Known Member

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    There's been no nothing on Berahino for 5 months. He's only being talked about today because of conjections relating to the suggested Pritchard loan. We're clearly not at that table.
     
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  13. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Oh and a FYI, the deadlines for a few leagues…….

    Italy – 22:00 GMT

    English Premier League – 23:00 GMT

    English Football League – 23:00 GMT

    Spain – 23:00 GMT

    France – 23:00 GMT

    Scotland – Midnight

    So make sure you stay up until past midnight just in case Levy makes a cheeky late move up in Scotland for Wigtown & Bladnoch's lethal striker Hamish McDonatetoSC
     
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  14. Pellshek

    Pellshek Well-Known Member

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    Predictions:
    - Fazio out
    - Dembele in, stays at Fulham for rest of season
    - Pritchard to WBA on loan
    - Berahino in

    Money:
    - Townsend £12m in
    - Fazio £4m in
    - Berahino £24m out
    - Dembele £2m out + add-ons
    - Net spend: £10m. Or, Fazio + Townsend + £10m = Berahino + Dembele
     
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  15. ilikeost

    ilikeost Falcao, goodnight.

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    My bet is Fazio and Pritchard out on loan and a grand total of zero players in. Yeah... Will be a fun day.
     
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  16. Twizzle

    Twizzle The Alpha Male

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    what's that in Australian time ?
     
  17. Archibald&Crooks

    Archibald&Crooks Aegina Expat Admin

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    Get out :hungry:
     
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  18. nevernotspurs

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    7am in WA so 9am in QLD.
     
  19. smudger

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    Morning all.... Wouldn't normally post but as its silly day I will I've just been to Luton and airport and our private jet is there lol honestly it's true I took a pic. Not saying anything other than that or making predictions but shows it's all ready I guess

    Can't believe I'm posting this lol

    The plane had g-thfc on it if anyone knows that is it? Probably nothing but thought I'd give us our airport hit lol
     
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  20. cookiemonster

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    Not expecting anything from the little baldy

    He's got a brand new excuse this time - upsetting the team spirit
     
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