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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 23rd August 2016

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C0YS

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If we get Isco, I'm sure we can loan him out to crystal place as a make weight for Zaha. Excited about the latter, if he is half as good as Townsend this site will provide me enough entertainment to last me until the end of the season.
 

bigpalacios

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"The Goat has hear that deal for Michy Batshuayi has been agreed and that everything will be wrapped up after the French cup final."
maybe the problem was the source of information instead of the goat itself (themselves?)

The Goat will be spooning with you tonight.....
 

Tucker

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Great news about Isco...but so disappointing to hear we are after Zaha, he's utter gash and thinks he's Billy big bollocks to boot.
 

Vwbottom

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I know Isco won't happen, but I'll still be disappointed when we don't get him, that's what this place does to you!!!!!Damn You Spurs community!
 

DIEHARD

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We all know how this story ends, but let's be honest, we'll still read it cover to cover with our dicks in our hands.

Its a bit like eyeing up a girl, who is a 10, across the room and she literally glanced at you for a split second as you were in her direction and you were like woohoooo im in there... you know how it ends but you still think she wants your cock

You pluck up the courage you go upto her cock in hand say hi and she is like yeah right... nah... then some big dude with muscles and shit barely says hi and he is already getting a blowjob right in front of your eyes.

Then youre like meh, her loss, when in reality she is getting a 10in alpha cock who is buying her shit you could only dream of affording while youre wanking away in your bedroom.
 
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Its a bit like eyeing up a girl, who is a 10, across the room and she literally glanced at you for a split second as you were in her direction and you were like woohoooo im in there... you know how it ends but you still think she wants your cock

You pluck up the courage you go upto her cock in hand say hi and she is like yeah right... nah... then some big dude with muscles and shit barely says hi and he is already getting a blowjob right in front of your eyes.

Then youre like meh, her loss, when in reality she is getting a 10in alpha cock who is buying her shit you could only dream of affording while youre wanking away in your bedroom.

I see the creative writing lessons are going well!
 

bomberH

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Its a bit like eyeing up a girl, who is a 10, across the room and she literally glanced at you for a split second as you were in her direction and you were like woohoooo im in there... you know how it ends but you still think she wants your cock

You pluck up the courage you go upto her cock in hand say hi and she is like yeah right... nah... then some big dude with muscles and shit barely says hi and he is already getting a blowjob right in front of your eyes.

Then youre like meh, her loss, when in reality she is getting a 10in alpha cock who is buying her shit you could only dream of affording while youre wanking away in your bedroom.

Thank fuck you added the word 'a' before ''10' :whistle:
 

doctor stefan Freud

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You pluck up the courage you go upto her cock in hand say hi and she is like yeah right... nah... then some big dude with muscles and shit barely says hi and he is already getting a blowjob right in front of your eyes.

Then youre like meh, her loss, when in reality she is getting a 10in alpha cock who is buying her shit you could only dream of affording while youre wanking away in your bedroom.
Damn, this is one liberal minded community
 

Murciaspurs

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Its a bit like eyeing up a girl, who is a 10, across the room and she literally glanced at you for a split second as you were in her direction and you were like woohoooo im in there... you know how it ends but you still think she wants your cock

You pluck up the courage you go upto her cock in hand say hi and she is like yeah right... nah... then some big dude with muscles and shit barely says hi and he is already getting a blowjob right in front of your eyes.

Then youre like meh, her loss, when in reality she is getting a 10in alpha cock who is buying her shit you could only dream of affording while youre wanking away in your bedroom.
I'm just glad you put an 'a' in front of '10'!!
 
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