The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 30th August 2017

[Indisguise]

Christian Benteke

God, nooo!

Makes sense...

 

[JuanHotspur]

Let's take a moment to remind ourselves that lots of people have CHRISTIAN names that have religious meaning. If we're going to guess every one of them, we'll be here until next August 31

 

[ilikeost]

I think we might sign Christian Eriksen.

 

[ChristianBaler]

Christian. Christian Bale. Bale!

yes, im here...how can i help?!

 

[arunspurs]

We have only 30 hrs remaining for transfer window to shut.

Can the @The Goat be more specific...

 

[Hoopspur]

Sorry, just following up on this post Rob made earlier. Only just realised it said tomorrow though.



Drifting in and out of the thread, so thought I'd see if that's about where we are at, whether the bits about WF and AM were indeed two seperate players or if it was to be one or other.

It would be great if you do a summary of the countless names guessed in the cryptic instead? Maybe the length of the thread could be lessened by 15 pages.... Won't take long, honest guv!

 

[Breezer]

So for Jehovah

Jehovah also translates into Yahweh

In Spanish the name Joaquin translates into "Lifted by Yahweh"

Suso's (who we have been linked with) full name is Jesus Joaquin Fernandez Seaz.

Suso can play as a 10.

I am guessing Suso.

How does the human brain work this way? Surely it's LSD

 

[RamsesV]

Jehova's witnesses believes in the return of God and his divine hand in the human business to help win the end of the world battle and build his kingdom on earth. Speaking of Jehova we're speeking as someone who is returning ... Bale. Don't want to believe it but can't see anyone else. It might make sense as we're bulding a new home and former player might be tempted to finally help us reach our goal.

 

[Spurs 1961]

Jehova was a god.Hoddle is making a come back.

Jehovah = God ... We are signing Eric Clapton!

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Jehovah starts with an I.....

We're going to fall down into a pit of spikes while on the hunt for the grail?

 

[kcmei]

Jehovah === Gervinho?

 

[nailsy]

Jehovah's witness. If only we could think of a player that's been involved in a trial recently......

 

[JuanHotspur]

I think we missed this one. Off to the Swans lolz

Or is he...

 

[RicOfPeace]

Juan Foyth is 1/5 of the player we all want. (Except those that want Origi)

 

[Dirty Ewok]

How does the human brain work this way? Surely it's LSD

Me and Alan the purple rabbit were just trying to be helpfu

 

[Riandor]

Jehova's witnesses believes in the return of God and his divine hand

Maradona has worn our shirt before... experienced South American

Bale is a pipe dream, I like your logic, but it's been consistently laughed out of the room by everyone going, itk and mods alike. Alas.

 

[like2eatpie]

I fucking love this mad house!!
Turning into a classic this year

 

[NickHSpurs]

Jehova is supposed to be the name that is not spoken btw...

Campbell... We're resigning Frazier!

 

[Ben Drew]

Damn, if I'd been here earlier I'd have gone with an "Assistant Referee" cryptic ;-)

Assistant Referee = AR = Adrien Rabiot

Together with the Jehovah/Hebrew/Rabbi thinking.

 

[philll]

So it could be any one of about 15 players is what we're saying?