The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 31st July 2015

[smudger]

I haven't been here all that long now but I think I have worked A&C out.

Lure the Simple minds into the thread with some song lyrics that can be taken both positively and negatively. Then wait for the confusion to set in while they all go round in circles mentioning the same names over and over again. Finally they inevitably start going off at all kinds of tangents as the madness takes over, and he can then stroll in smashing up arse holes with his ban stick.

It's like a honey trap but with far more painful consequences

And yet you already have it all figured out, good work Mr trix and thanks for all the info so far, you have me searching for your profile pic every time I'm frantically searching for my itk hit lol

Morning everyone lets hope for a 'Funtime friday' vlad gone and hopefully ade not far behind as someone else said would love to see some itk linking us with some experience to go with all this youth but as we haven't had any I won't go into it too early for a a&c ass whipping

 

[Flashspur]

Well the OP has me all confused now - should I have a dump or a wank....Que dois-je faire?

 

[Riandor]

I've been such a good boy, lurked, read, not made any non-itk comments.
But, if A&C is hinting at a certain someone not signing a contract in Birmingham, I'm gonna likely lose the plot and my access... Lol

Really is a sadist! He he... We love ya big fella.

Things are really hotting up you feel now though, especially with the Audi cup coming up and us Being in Germany. Hopefully the ITK about our interest in ze Germans comes to a conclusion whilst we are there, have a feeling Berinho is possibly partly dependent on how those talks go.

 

[Flashspur]

OK this is my Friday wish list as the rest of you are fannying about as usual...Ade gone, Werner signed, Berahino signed and a German DM grinning as he works out on his pocket calculator how he much he can increase his salary by once he takes up the THFC offer...and all by 3pm please, ladies.

 

[WestBelfast Spurs]

Morning you bunch of beautiful fuckers

in the ITK section wf is mentioned who is this?

 

[hughy]

OK this is my Friday wish list as the rest of you are fannying about as usual...Ade gone, Werner signed, Berahino signed and a German DM grinning as he works out on his pocket calculator how he much he can increase his salary by once he takes up the THFC offer...and all by 3pm please, ladies.

I'd just be happy with Ade gone...

 

[jobdone]

I'm going to go zig when everyone else is zagging.

Love was capitlised, which means we're going to sign Vagner Love today. Ez.

Seriously though I really hope this Ade deal goes through today. Don't mind if the incomings take a while longer, as long as we can safely say he's off the books.

 

[Flashspur]

Any ITK on N'Jie or is that one cooled over completely?

 

[Norvern Munkey]

Got it ...

Simple Minds song..

Jim Kerr simple minds lead singer was banging patsy kensit

patsy kensit likes banging rock stars

The rock is Dwayne Johnson who is a wrestler

The wrestler was a film starring Mickey Rourke

..... no sorry its gone again ....Damn

 

[BPR_U16]

Look further into lyrics and it goes on to say ' dont say goodbye
Dont say goodbye
In the final seconds who is going to save you'

So is A+C asking Ade not to go?

 

[Flashspur]

Morning you bunch of beautiful fuckers

in the ITK section wf is mentioned who is this?

well it could be a number of people with the initials WF but I'll take a wild guess at Wing Forward

 

[razor1981]

What you gonna do when things go wrong?
What you gonna do when it all cracks up?
What you gonna do when the Love burns down?
What you gonna do when the flames go up?

Alive & Kicking was the follow-up single to Don't You Forget About Me, which was famously part of the soundtrack to 1985 film The Breakfast Club.

As every English gentleman knows, the follow-up to breakfast is elevenses.

11am announcement then.

 

[PhezTHFC]

Well, I won't pretend it doesn't have its bonus side, but its really just me starting the day with a song

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I dont know why but the smiley face made me snort tea out my nose! Made me laugh abit

Well the OP has me all confused now - should I have a dump or a wank....Que dois-je faire?

have a Blumpkin

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I've got it - it means we're going to buy Werner and Berahino....or something

Wouldn't that be lovely?

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Still not sure what to make of Bender ITK, if positive he would be a huge statement of intent and would be infinitely better than signing McCarthy.

Hoping to have one or two in before the audi cup, otherwise don't see the newbies being ready to start in the first few games.

 

[BunionBoy]

I dont know why but the smiley face made me snort tea out my nose! Made me laugh abit


have a Blumpkin

To correct you it's actually known as a grumpkin

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

I've got it - it means we're going to buy Werner and Berahino....or something

Wouldn't that be lovely?

Wouldn't say anything is imminent, normally a lot of media reports build up regarding sizeable transfers.

 

[Sweech]

Well the OP has me all confused now - should I have a dump or a wank....Que dois-je faire?

Why not both?

 

[PhezTHFC]

To correct you it's actually known as a grumpkin

To correct you i was meaning a blumpkin mate

 

[faze_coys]

Why not both?

Shwank.