The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 3rd July 2015

[Hoops]

Two cabbages, one big one small: Savoy and Brussel Sprout.

Turin, home of Juve is the capital of Savoy so big cabbage = Llorentes,

Brussel Sprout is Belgian, so little cabbage is Toby Alderweireld.

Same grocer equals same agency. Both FL and TA are signed to Mondial.

Simple!!!

What do I win?

You sir, are a genius.

 

[JonnySpurs]

Toby and Suarez would not be so sensitive of info that the source does not want the answer given out yet. We've had multiple bits of ITK on both of them. Same with Turan(whose not coming to us).

Much more likely to be mitrovic and someone else.

Fair point

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I fail to sea how this is less annoying than the fish pun night.

I sea what you did there

 

[rawhide]

Talk about a player incoming frenzy!this is comedy gold. Would it scar you lot for life if! And I mean if!!! Nothing at all comes of this cryptic ??

Fair enough there are lots of possible perms from the clues. But the chances are it will all end in disappointment after all we are spurs fans

Nah, we love all this shit, that's why we're here....

 

[rawhide]

I sea what you did there

come on, this is not the time or plaice...

 

[Sloop]

...But the chances are it will all end in disappointment after all we are spurs fans

Yes, that'll probably be the feeling next summer when we can't sell them!

 

[JonnySpurs]

Tielemens really? fantastic I can't believe my eyes, fecking Tielemens !!!! ........ yep I have absolutely no idea who he is either

Youri Tielemans is gonna be a superstar

 

[Syn_13]

Mate this isn't Crackajack!!

For anyone born after the 80s I guess that's another cryptic!

Oh for fuck's sake. We're not signing Wilshere, are we?

 

[Sum Monsterism]

I sea what you did there

if you hadn't there would have been no kelping you.

 

[the yid]

Plleeeeeaaaaasssseeee someone figure out a way of it being Shaqiri!

I almost cried when the Stoke story surfaced!

I mean surely at that price we (and about 300 other teams) must be interested?

Cabbage rhymes with Savage, Savage was a thug, thug is a description of Stoke City, Stoke City tried to sign ..... Shaqiri

 

[Mandingo]

Talk about a player incoming frenzy!this is comedy gold. Would it scar you lot for life if! And I mean if!!! Nothing at all comes of this cryptic ??

Fair enough there are lots of possible perms from the clues. But the chances are it will all end in disappointment after all we are spurs fans

Nothing will scar me like the "blue and yellow" cryptic of 2012, after you have lived through that my friend... you can live through anything.

 

[Hoops]

Youri Tielemans is gonna be a superstar

would be a modric sized signing

 

[goughie1966]

I've just got in and read through 6 pages about bloody cabbages and wonder if I've ended up in the twilight zone by mistake

 

[rawhide]

would be a modric sized signing

So... Pretty small?

Edit: the first time pretty has been used to describe Modric...

 

[Dean]

Oh for fuck's sake. We're not signing Wilshere, are we?

He said Crackajack, not CACK -ajack!

 

[Matthew]

If the cryptic does relate to kraut as in german....couldnt the smaller cabage from the same grocer (family) maybe mean "son"

Maybe the smaller cabage could be Hueng Min Son. Leverkusen has bender and kramer there too.

Son from Leverkusen would be amazing! Have you seen his goals to game ratio, nuts!

 

[neilp]

I understand that you are probably laughing your wrinkly old nuts off at all the angst on here @Archibald&Crooks but could you at least tell us if anyone has cracked your fucking cryptic yet?

 

[Hoops]

Nothing will scar me like the "blue and yellow" cryptic of 2012, after you have lived through that my friend... you can live through anything.

up there with bap bap americano

 

[Geyzer Soze]

How did people make the leap from cabbage to German though?

 

[TheChosenOne]

I am gonna throw my hat in the ring with.

Two cabbages ...

Red & White ?

= in German Rot & Weiss

In French. Rouge & Blanc


Make of it what you will .. .?