- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning ITKlings
Have another thread. Cleaner and shinier than Daniel Levy's noggin.
Yesterday I had an accident on my way to the shops and drove into the back of someone at the traffic lights. It was only when the other driver got out that I realised he was a dwarf.
He shouted at me "I'm not happy"……….."Well which one are you then" I replied.
Anyway, we sorted it all out and I continued on my way when suddenly a dildo flies out of the garbage truck I was stuck behind and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare my young grandson's innocence, Mrs A&C turns around and says, "Don't worry, that was an insect"
To which, he replied, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."
Laters.
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