- Feb 1, 2005
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Here's your refreshed thread for the discussion of ITK. Not that it'll be used for that.
*Tunes guitar, backscuttles a groupie and starts to sing, to the tune of Going Underground by The Jam
Some people might say ITK's in a rut,
But I'm quite happy reading what we got
Some people might say ITK should strive for more,
But I'm so happy, such a rumour whore.
Somethings happening here today
They share their info with you boys OK,
I'm so happy and you're so gay
You want more info about who will play
And the Spurs fan gets what Levy wants
But I want nothing this ITK's got
We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Chas & Dave's band play and feet start to pound
We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Well let the boys all sing and let Levy shout for tomorrow
Some people don't take their daily pinch of salt
Me, I just down a massive single malt
Some fans might need some tension to relax
Me, I'm too busy dodging between the facts
What you see is what you get
You've read the info, there's not lie in it
You choose your ITK's and place your trust
As their info wears you down and their promises rust
You'll see Llorente replaced by Rasiak
And the Spurs fan wants what the Spurs fan gets
But I don't get what the Spurs fan wants
We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Chas & Dave's band play and feet start to pound
We're building a new ground, (a new ground)
Well let the boys all sing and let Levy shout for tomorrow
We talk and talk until our heads explode
I logged onto SC and my body froze
The braying sheep on my PC screen
Make this boy shout, make this boy scream!
We're building a new ground! (Building a new ground)
END
*Backscuttles another groupie only to discover it's actually Bill Oddie wearing a large pair of comedy breasts, looks around to see who's realised, shrugs his shoulders, says 'meh' and fires in even harder.
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