- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning all……..
Although we're grateful of every piece of ITK we get and as much as it goes against the grain for me to say so, much of what we've had recently has been ITK of that kind that simply reinforces what we know. Schneiderlin? We might get him, we might not. Yedlin? He might be good enough but he's going out on loan and so on and so forth.
So what we're getting in this thread is repetitive chat. People saying the same things about Schneiderlin for example that they said last week, the week before that and so on………And regarding Yedlin, the is/isn't good enough debate can also go into the players thread.
So with that in mind, lets show a bit of common sense here. There's nothing new being added regarding certain players so there's nothing new to be said. In future can we please confine responses to the players thread because A: Who wants to say/read the same things time after time and B: Its boring my tits off now.
Thank you
Meanwhile at White Hart Lane……..
Word reaches me that the whole naming rights thing has created quite a stir in the corridors of power.
I have it on good authority that the following naming issues are being touted/championed by a certain high ranking club official who I cannot name here. For example….
Park Lane to become Levy Lane
Paxton Road to become Levy Road
Worcester Avenue to become Levy Avenue
And The High Road to become The Levy Road
The access road into the new stadium will be Daniel Levy Way
The actual stadium itself will be called The Daniel Levy Arena
The main stand will be known as The Daniel Levy Stand
Blocks within the main stand will be Block Levy A, Block Levy B and so on…….
The underground Car Park is to be called The Daniel Levy Car Park
The supermarket will be renamed Levybury's
Chick-King will become Colonel Levy's Fried Chicken (he has his flunkys call him 'The Colonel')
There will also be an official Barca style club anthem (whatever lets not give a fuck here) the singing of which will be mandatory before and after every home game. It's being written into the T&C's of the new stadiums season tickets. The words to "Ode to Daniel Levy" are still being finalised by Elton John (another fucking dwarf…..coincidence? I think not)
The club (cough) are also hoping to get the borough of Haringey renamed Levygey after a petition to rename London 'Levydon' was given short (hehe) shrift. It is also rumoured that there were plans to rename the club Tottenham Levyspur but not even the BSoDL would sit still for that one.
I have a good idea who is behind all this but like I said, until confirmed its best not to make assumptions.
I'm also informed that one or two high ranking club officials voiced concerns over all of this but changed their positions on it all after receiving a visit from the clubs offical 'spanker' (yes, we do have one, do you think Chirpy gets paid just for matchdays?) who took down the knickers of the offending trio and gave their botties a good thrashing using a rolled up matchday programme.
Oh and before I forget……..Disco Benny. I'm reliably informed that his fall from grace at the club was down to his refusal to shave off his massive afro. Daniel Levy wanted to have his head shaved and use it for his own. Is there no depth to which that man will not sink? He's so low that I'm sure he could put on a top-hat and crawl under a snake without touching its belly. However I must confess that the thought of seeing Levy in a massive afro would have been fun, but respect to Disco for standing his ground.
Anyway, I think we're about done for today except for one thing……..
Today's word of the day is: Bumhole.
) in SC in the last few days. The sound of all the knees jerking to random T*****r posts based on fabricated stories in shite media is deafening, and hiding the fact that nothing much is happening.
