The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - NEW STADIUM ITK! 25th June 2015

[BehindEnemyLines]

Surely this all leaves us between a Rock and a hard Plaice?

 

[Lilbaz]

I can see the conversation now...

Mod: While you were out, someone made a fish pun in the ITK thread and then everyone joined in.
A&C: Oh well that's just brill.
Mod: See, you're at it too.

A&C: This scampi happening!

 

[Grapo2001]

CRABS

 

[pffft]

I've never posted in this thread before. Wouldn't normally do so even now. But the way you lot are going, I may never get the chance again to decide not to post in it. So I'm going to have to make it deep, insightful and considered.

Will you please stop the fucking fish puns in the ITK thread before those of us that like to have a gander at some of the interesting things that get said in here lose the opportunity to do so because the people who repeatedly ask you to follow the rules or else they'll close the thread down are highly likely to close the thread down. How the fuck do you not get this?

 

[Lilbaz]

CRABS

I trout it.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

Really a shame @prawnsandwich wasn't here for this

 

[Lilbaz]

I've never posted in this thread before. Wouldn't normally do so even now. But the way you lot are going, I may never get the chance again to decide not to post in it. So I'm going to have to make it deep, insightful and considered.

Will you please stop the fucking fish puns in the ITK thread before those of us that like to have a gander at some of the interesting things that get said in here lose the opportunity to do so because the people who repeatedly ask you to follow the rules or else they'll close the thread down are highly likely to close the thread down. How the fuck do you not get this?

We should dolphinately scale back. Otherwise this thread is fin.

(sorry)

 

[Lilbaz]

I've never posted in this thread before. Wouldn't normally do so even now. But the way you lot are going, I may never get the chance again to decide not to post in it. So I'm going to have to make it deep, insightful and considered.

Will you please stop the fucking fish puns in the ITK thread before those of us that like to have a gander at some of the interesting things that get said in here lose the opportunity to do so because the people who repeatedly ask you to follow the rules or else they'll close the thread down are highly likely to close the thread down. How the fuck do you not get this?

Seriously though. Not being funny, but if you don't contribute to the thread who are you to dictate wht is written in it?
Yes we should stick to the rules. But we are not your entertainment. You want to join in great otherwise don't.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

same old carp.

 

[Spurger King]

Seriously though. Not being funny, but if you don't contribute to the thread who are you to dictate wht is written in it?
Yes we should stick to the rules. But we are not your entertainment. You want to join in great otherwise don't.

To be fair, all we've done for the last few pages is fillet with puns.

 

[shelfboy68]

I've never posted in this thread before. Wouldn't normally do so even now. But the way you lot are going, I may never get the chance again to decide not to post in it. So I'm going to have to make it deep, insightful and considered.

Will you please stop the fucking fish puns in the ITK thread before those of us that like to have a gander at some of the interesting things that get said in here lose the opportunity to do so because the people who repeatedly ask you to follow the rules or else they'll close the thread down are highly likely to close the thread down. How the fuck do you not get this?

I think your post is doomed to flounder mate.

 

[Amo]

Konoplyanka's rep is asking for over £100kpw because he's a "free".

However, its so much more complicated. Basically Dnipro's mafia linked owner (like with LFC when they tried to get him that Jan) has decided that Bosman's don't apply to him and his property so won't release his registration and rights, plus there's apparently some 3rd party owners issues too making it even more complicated. Why LFC haven't tried to get him again.

Read the fucking rules.

 

[mark87]

I think we should start angling for a way out of this.

 

[pffft]

Seriously though. Not being funny, but if you don't contribute to the thread who are you to dictate wht is written in it?
Yes we should stick to the rules. But we are not your entertainment. You want to join in great otherwise don't.

You'd be absolutely right, except I'm not dictating anything, if you re-read my post you'll notice that I asked, even included a please.

 

[Vwbottom]

£100kpw?! God Kelp Us!

 

[shelfboy68]

Konoplyanka's rep is asking for over £100kpw because he's a "free".

However, its so much more complicated. Basically Dnipro's mafia linked owner (like with LFC when they tried to get him that Jan) has decided that Bosman's don't apply to him and his property so won't release his registration and rights, plus there's apparently some 3rd party owners issues too making it even more complicated. Why LFC haven't tried to get him again.

I take it your happy with your signings and are looking forward to going toe to toe with us again for 5/6th.

 

[Toela65]

I take it your happy with your signings and are looking forward to going toe to toe with us again for 5/6th.

I won't answer this post in this thread. I like my rectum as it is.

 

[Lilbaz]

You'd be absolutely right, except I'm not dictating anything, if you re-read my post you'll notice that I asked, even included a please.

I sent you a really nice reply (hopefully). Just get involved.

 

[raggy]

You'd be absolutely right, except I'm not dictating anything, if you re-read my post you'll notice that I asked, even included a please.

If there was some actual new ITK to discuss I'm sure the thread wouldn't have got full with so much pollocks. Everybody was expecting a big catch of ITK today but so far the pickings have been slim.

 

[Dean]

God almighty! What's the porpoise of this thread again?!