The Daily ITK Discussion Thread RESERVOIR FLOGS 30 August 2016

[chrissivad]

Maybe- but he's basically already announced it (and he's been training with us )so why would a lot of work have needed to be done today?

But we haven't announced it yet, also nothing to say we have had to put a lot of work in for him, rather the other possible signing to make it 'a chance of 2 more tomorrow'

 

[yankspurs]

Im upping my sc pledge to £130 if we sign Isco on a permanent deal.

 

[arunspurs]

I normally have a wank about this time but I'm so excited I can't!

I just had a wank & was about to go to bed. I see these ITKs coming out.Now I am tired...

 

[jolegend]

Any indication if loan or permanent? If its the latter then that is amazing. Loan is great but its so much more exciting if its a permanent deal!

Him and Sissoko would be an excellent end to the window.

 

[Syn_13]

I hope its a permanent deal

Fucking hell, I just hope it's a deal full stop. Couldn't care less what kind.

 

[wishkah]

Didn't want to work tomorrow anyway

 

[lukadownthelane]

If I was in your house I would be shitting on your bed.

Not happening.

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

I've never heard of hashpills ftl before. Is he a good ITK?

Think he was mates with dragon also, but he's had a few bits that he claims were higher up that hold up- about archway etc. Couple of bits in the RO over the years.

 

[Wick3d]

I know you have a reputation to uphold A&C, but this moment truly does call for the JizzInMyPants.jpg.

I know you know it. I'll respect your rules, but... I know you know it.

I was thinking the one of Randy from South Park is the most appropriate jizz photo.

 

[yankspurs]

If I was in your house I would be shitting on your bed.

Not happening.

Yep. I know its not happening but its fun to get caught up in the hype.

That said, i did bet 100 bucks on Isco coming at 9/1 yesterday. I wanna win 900 bucks so this better fucking happen

 

[Bobbins]

This is amazing, Levy is literally sitting in his office right now scrolling through these pages, pointing and laughing. He's just hit the intercom button and said "Doris get in here love, it's happening again! These twats believe it every year!"

 

[Snarfalicious]

Ali Z, on 30 Aug 2016 - 11:16 PM, said:
guys calm down this is going to wire and HY who would know says he is taking some persauding

Bruh, don't tell me how to feel. I ain't calming down until this transfer doesn't happen. Then I fucking riot.

 

[SpursDave88]

Levy needs to say to Isco, 'look here you ungrateful little shit, Real don't want you... they even play the young Asjenio instead of you... so it's either come to us or go to relegation fodder Malaga... now sign on the dotted line hobbit'.

I think he would respond by calling Levy a gnome...then the lawyer would ask "What's a goblin then?"

 

[Danfunkel]

Slow wank worthy, this.

 

[eddiev14]

The scenes when JJ pops in to snuff this one out and we sign Zaha for £30m instead.

The absolute scenes...

 

[Snarfalicious]

Im upping my sc pledge to £130 if we sign Isco on a permanent deal.

In typical Levy fashion, this will be in installments that occur over 130 years.

 

[mil1lion]

So if we get Isco that makes Real Madrid our feeder club now

 

[Keith Morris]

I actually think poch can persuade him to sign, redknapp no chance but with poch as the manager we have a fighting chance here

 

[Syn_13]

Slow wank worthy, this.

Hope you got stamina.

 

[DezFitz]

We need JJetset to poo pooh this if there is no chance. I don't want to go to bed tonight and be crushed when I wake up tomorrow morning and it's off.