- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning witz.
Not much to report on the ITK front today so we're struggling aren't we? Can't have a round-up without something to round-up. I know, let me tell you about Mrs A&C. It's not often I do that
Last night I asked her, 'Fancy an early night?'. She smiled seductively, said 'I'd love to babe', and slowly leaned in, kissing me while unbuttoning my shirt. I slowly recoiled from her loving kiss, took her small delicate hands in mine, held them tight, looked deeply into her big, blue eyes and said, 'No, I meant to say the lads are coming over to watch the match so why don't you just fuck off to bed?'
Then she said i'm a weak bastard who can't stick up for myself. So I got my brother to back me up in case she starts anything. Mind you, who cares what she thinks? She's so thick when someone threw a chip at our windscreen she rang autoglass.
OK, enough of her. Seriously, i've had enough of her
Oh yeah, Spurs...........Something has been bugging me lately. Something strange is happening down at our beloved Spurs and I think i've finally sussed on. I think Daniel Levy's body has been taken over by aliens. No, not the fucking immigrants you ****s, I mean aliens, proper aliens from another planet. Probably the planet spunkalot. There's no other reason that I can put my finger on for this spending spree. More on this later in the week, it's going to be an exclusive that will rock the footballing world, probably to end up being pinched by that knocker who made an article out of my Willian thing yesterday.
Anyway, crack on.
"Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do"