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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Saha
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: at the idiotic post from numbnuts!!!
Better still...
Ambition - we have none
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Saha
Ambition - we have none
Anyone thinking Pienaar might be leaving can relax. Just check ITK Update 29
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He then changed that comment though
Ambition - we have none
My Toffee mates say his legs are gone and he is not the same player that they had even last year. Main reason he does not start this season for them. Moyes is no fool and Saha was Evertons best stiker last year but does not play him this season there is a good reason.
Or on the other side of the fence:
Pav out today, Ade back to City in the summer, Saha back to Everton in the summer, leaving us with just Defoe. Fucked!
Benny is that you?
And here's the news: The Transfer Window closes tonight bringing what Economists are calling the biggest boost to the UK economy that we will see this year, including the Olympic games.
Experts are predicting that the mystery virus Eyeteekayus Layzuslow will have run its course by 11pm tonight and mass returns to work and rises in productivity are anticipated. Rail, Bus and Tube companies have laid on extra trains to cope with the demand.
A consortium of charities, including Help the Aged, The RSPCA and Dr Bernardo's have been accused of 'Tapping Up' by Spurs Community as rumours persist of a bid by the consortium to headhunt A&C to raise funds for them.
A&C is quoted as saying 'fuck the charities, donate to Spurs Community instead'
Sky Sports News' resident Stoof lookalike Brian Swanson, has chubbied out his cheeks and sparkled his hampsteads in readiness for the big event and Deth Sharma has taken delivery of 400 mobile phones.
Jim White took a break from fingering Hayley McQueen to tell us that "Its the biggest sporting event of the year folks"
Hayley McQueen took a break from fingering the magnificently bosomed Natalie Sawyer to assure everyone that her tits were real.
Staff at Sky are currently playing 'guess who' by sniffing eachothers fingers. Kermit and Miss Piggy declined an offer to take part.
SSN's resident Yiddo, Clare Tomlinson vowed to stay professional after learning that Spurs had signed Louis Saha, although she was spotted shortly afterwards speeding toward Mill Hill carrying a sawn off shotgun.
In an evil twist, producers at Sky Sports News have raised the frequency with which the 'Breaking News' banner will swish across the screen. They are well aware that every time it does so, Spurs fans everywhere lean forward in eager anticipation. You may well hear giggling 'off air', so don't fall for it!
The BBC's live transferwatch will be closely monitored by 'journalists' at the Daily Mail who in turn will be monitored by BBC staff. Popular opinion is that both will disappear up their own arses in a puff of Blue and Yellow rumoursmoke.
As for the ITK's.......Well, that's anyone's guess.
Enjoy the day everyone and remember, don't get too annoyed when we sign no-one. Its been on the cards all month.
I got 99 problems son and the Spurs ain't one of 'em :wink:
Ambition - we have none
Lets just analyse this shall we.....we are 3rd in the league, we have a pretty settled 1st eleven that a proven premier league and england international goalscorer cant break into, we have a russian striker who is definitely 3rd choice - doesnt look interested, doesnt seem to try unless the ball lands on his big toe (admittedly then he can do summat special).....if the russkie is off, how do you sell that situation "you will be most definitely 3rd choice?" ..... itll either be a kid (unproven) or, in this case a proven premier league striker, who has had injury problems but will be keen to rekindle his career with our supply lines.....My money is on him absolutely frothing at the mouth at the prospect of playing at the head of a VDV,Modric,Bale, Lennon, Walker and Bennie (and kaboul/dawson) supply line......He is stagnating at everton and needs summat exciting to lift him maybe....and that my friends is most definitely spurs innit?
And he has 6 months max...... The worst that can happen is he is barely used which means ade and defoe are doing the business.
Yet again Levy and Harry have spotted a golden opportunity to replace disinterest with someone who may spark.....Hasnt he won the league as well? A bit of that kind of experience might not go amiss either in the run in.
Louis Saha: Has scored 1 goal from 50 shots and got 0 assists from 13 key passes in the PL this season.
brilliant.
believe it or not saha scored 75 goals in 86 manchester united apperances he deffo knows where the net is and hes only a back up back up striker so cant see what we could have done that is better?