The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE PLAYSCHOOL EDITION 29th May

[dirtyh]

Is it me or have you all gone crazy in a matter of hours?

if you're not a bat-shit mental crazy-ass loon then you've no business here

 

[stokesy]

ITK "ticker" should now be active at the top of the site.

Any problems or things looking weird then let me know.

Anyone else experiencing slow response from the page since this went on. Like the page scrolls really slowly

 

[gibbospurs]

20euros, fuck that's cheap...... go get him Daniel

God no!! Maybe half that.

 

[sbrustad]

Anyone else experiencing slow response from the page since this went on. Like the page scrolls really slowly

Works like nothing has changed for me.

 

[Blackcanary]

What exactly happened in here today?! I was drawn here by the sound of frantic gibbering and the whiff of paranoia and insanity. Calm yourself gentlemen, it's not even bloody June!

 

[Rob]

Anyone else experiencing slow response from the page since this went on. Like the page scrolls really slowly

Are you saying that the page loads slowly or that once it's loaded scrolling up/down is slow?

It shouldn't cause either of those but let me know.

 

[pablo73]

God no!! Maybe half that.

You think 20 euros is too much for David Villa. Come on now Daniel, that's you isn't it?

 

[absolute bobbins]

how can he be, i swear he'll be playing for brazil on sunday. internacional's next match is on fri this week and he's not on the squad sheet? might be wrong but I'm pretty sure he can't be....

I bow to your superior information, I was told by a (now to be fired) trainee

 

[stokesy]

Are you saying that the page loads slowly or that once it's loaded scrolling up/down is slow?

It shouldn't cause either of those but let me know.

Scratch that Rob, think it must be my laptop. It's something to do with the key repeat time causing it, so as I was using the down arrow to scroll the page it was causing it to be slow.

 

[OmarsComing]

Cheap for a 30 year old?

Cheap for a 50 year old. My 67 year old prostitute charges me €60.

 

[Hoddle&Waddle]

Cheap for a 50 year old. My 67 year old prostitute charges me €60.

Wayne?...is that you?

 

[Mister Jez]

Wayne?...is that you?

Not Wayne, David..................

 

[wallyjakeman]

Anyone else experiencing slow response from the page since this went on. Like the page scrolls really slowly

I had that problem during several transfer windows, before I realised I had to pause the f5 hitting while scrolling...

 

[Bizness]

I don't know where this has come from - all I said was let's not start revealing the identities of ITK's - I'm hardly wound up.

Re-read your previous post then.

 

[Parker8]

Heskey



Good night

 

[spud]

ITK "ticker" should now be active at the top of the site.

Any problems or things looking weird then let me know.

I don't know if it's connected, but I don't seem to be receiving any alerts to new posts in threads that I'm watching.

EDIT: just received an alert to this thread after I posted in it, although none previously when I was just watching it.

 

[Spurs Lodge Kittens]

Damiao was definitely named in a Brazil squad last week - not sure if that was for a game ahead of the England one or for both their upcoming games. Also remember someone saying he got injured and that was why he didn't play in Internacional's last game (or came off).

Would be good to see him against England

 

[Spurs Lodge Kittens]

People laugh at me and I just want twitter addresses. Every day the outside world gets more scary and the internet world rejects me.

There's a few - i'm no twitter expert so might have got their names wrong but they are either wannabe ITKs, fraud ITKs or respected ITKs. Paul O'Keefe, Neal Easton, DanGards44, spurvert, JJJetsetyid

I'll let you decide.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Heskey



Good night

Didn't we establish this format of joke has been flogged to death

 

[ryantegan]

Fuck me. I was taught during sex education that its only the ladies that start bleeding and suffering from intense mood swings with anger issues.

I challenge any medical expert to spend an ITK day in here and tell me that again in confidence.

You lot are mentalists!