MunkoSpurs
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Donation made. We'll hopefully have lots of ITK throughout the summer.
The Daily ITK Discussion Thread -The SOS EDITION! 1st July 2014
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Donki
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If you had a man bag you could keep your wallet in it and carry it everywhere you go, no excuse then
.perhaps we should all be means tested by A&C, who can then assess how much we should each pay
Ah yes a "whos the biggest wanker means test", wonder who would have to pay the most
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Blackrat1299
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Just finished crying. The missus had to dry the pound notes, oops! Coins. Right donation made only small, so is my pension.
PhezTHFC
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I think its the other way as if you read thr the convo and who he directs it to he is saying if indykalia (whoever that guy who gets everything wrong is) is right and he is wrong he will delete his account but does not deny or agree if we are after him as he doesn't elude to who we want to people he is not familiar with. That was my summary anyway.
JonnySpurs
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Lovin that the ITK has ramped up loads over past few days. Unlike some I just enjoy reading it and dreaming of the possibilities instead of getting angry or sceptical.
Anyway, GF's latest about incomings by the end of the week has gotta be Ben Davies I would imagine, can't see anything else up popping up between now and then.
Daws leaving will be really sad but it arguably needs to happen.
Anyway, GF's latest about incomings by the end of the week has gotta be Ben Davies I would imagine, can't see anything else up popping up between now and then.
Daws leaving will be really sad but it arguably needs to happen.
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10 Minute threadlock so people can donate during their lunch break.
Meanwhile here's a little something to occupy you until we re-open in a short while.
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Daniel Levy was sat in his office, glassy eyed, staring at his computer monitor as he half listened to his favourite album "Relaxing to the Sound of Baby Whales being Harpooned", and as one does, he was idly flicking and clicking his way around the internet at the same time.
He was bored. Proper bored. So bored in fact that he was about to break the habit of a lifetime and type the word 'Spurs' into Google. He did a sneaky fist pump when he saw the club were in first place in the google rankings and started singing "championeh, championeh, ole ole ole" under his breath.
After a short while he came across Spurscommunity's site (When I say came across, I mean as in stumbled on it during the course of his browsing, not jizzed over his screen. You dirty bastards), he'd often heard the name mentioned before in assorted paternity lawsuits and he was aware it was a gathering place for several of his bastard sons, not to mention the ITK. He'd sworn never to visit the place, but maaaaaan, he was like triple bored.
His eyes were immediately drawn to a thread entitled "Is it time for Daniel Levy to step down" and as he read some of the posts his face went from red with rage to beaming with fits of laughter. The BSoDL were having a field day in there. Some of the more rabid ones were making responses in defence of Levy which even had him reduced to tears of laughter but there was one name who was defiant in his stance against our chairman. One poster whose name persistently was to be found against posts casting him in a less than favourable light. Levy took a notepad and wrote one word on it……"Mullers"….Abruptly and violently, he crossed it out and wrote "Get Mullers". He was seething. He pushed a button on his desk and two burly skinheaded men wearing sunglasses came in. Levy said nothing, simply handed them the note. One of the men looked at it. "Get Mullers" he read out aloud. "Yes guvnor, consider it done, we're on our way" and off they went.
Levy's eyes hadn't left the screen. He had noticed something called the "ITK Discussion Thread". The opening post was a bit of a fucking cheek he thought. Some **** asking for donations? Donations schmonations he thought. He wouldn't give SC the steam off his piss. Still, there was always some value in the EyeTeeKay. For a nanosecond he actually even considered donating, but he remembered that several years ago he'd donated a team signed football to help SC along and if they hadn't managed to turn that into an empire to rival facebook it was hardly his fault was it?
Suddenly the door to his office opened and his two burly henchmen entered, carrying a Sainsbury's bag.
"That was quick" said Levy, "what did you do? Punch him up the throat and cut his jacobs off?"
"eh?" said the bigger of the two, "no guv, we did what you said"
The other henchman reached into the bag and pulled out two pots of yoghurt.
"We weren't sure wether you wanted us to get Muller, or Muller Light boss, so we got both"
Levy's eyes rolled and as he slumped forwards, gave a great big sigh and said "Get out you silly ****s"
FINITO.
PS: How about a small donation? No? A large one then? We all love a large one.
Meanwhile here's a little something to occupy you until we re-open in a short while.
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Daniel Levy was sat in his office, glassy eyed, staring at his computer monitor as he half listened to his favourite album "Relaxing to the Sound of Baby Whales being Harpooned", and as one does, he was idly flicking and clicking his way around the internet at the same time.
He was bored. Proper bored. So bored in fact that he was about to break the habit of a lifetime and type the word 'Spurs' into Google. He did a sneaky fist pump when he saw the club were in first place in the google rankings and started singing "championeh, championeh, ole ole ole" under his breath.
After a short while he came across Spurscommunity's site (When I say came across, I mean as in stumbled on it during the course of his browsing, not jizzed over his screen. You dirty bastards), he'd often heard the name mentioned before in assorted paternity lawsuits and he was aware it was a gathering place for several of his bastard sons, not to mention the ITK. He'd sworn never to visit the place, but maaaaaan, he was like triple bored.
His eyes were immediately drawn to a thread entitled "Is it time for Daniel Levy to step down" and as he read some of the posts his face went from red with rage to beaming with fits of laughter. The BSoDL were having a field day in there. Some of the more rabid ones were making responses in defence of Levy which even had him reduced to tears of laughter but there was one name who was defiant in his stance against our chairman. One poster whose name persistently was to be found against posts casting him in a less than favourable light. Levy took a notepad and wrote one word on it……"Mullers"….Abruptly and violently, he crossed it out and wrote "Get Mullers". He was seething. He pushed a button on his desk and two burly skinheaded men wearing sunglasses came in. Levy said nothing, simply handed them the note. One of the men looked at it. "Get Mullers" he read out aloud. "Yes guvnor, consider it done, we're on our way" and off they went.
Levy's eyes hadn't left the screen. He had noticed something called the "ITK Discussion Thread". The opening post was a bit of a fucking cheek he thought. Some **** asking for donations? Donations schmonations he thought. He wouldn't give SC the steam off his piss. Still, there was always some value in the EyeTeeKay. For a nanosecond he actually even considered donating, but he remembered that several years ago he'd donated a team signed football to help SC along and if they hadn't managed to turn that into an empire to rival facebook it was hardly his fault was it?
Suddenly the door to his office opened and his two burly henchmen entered, carrying a Sainsbury's bag.
"That was quick" said Levy, "what did you do? Punch him up the throat and cut his jacobs off?"
"eh?" said the bigger of the two, "no guv, we did what you said"
The other henchman reached into the bag and pulled out two pots of yoghurt.
"We weren't sure wether you wanted us to get Muller, or Muller Light boss, so we got both"
Levy's eyes rolled and as he slumped forwards, gave a great big sigh and said "Get out you silly ****s"
FINITO.
PS: How about a small donation? No? A large one then? We all love a large one.
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Donation update: So far you have donated £300 - Thank you!
That's 3/4 of the way toward one months running costs, but as you know, more is needed, especially as we try to build up reserves to see us through the winter months. So if you haven't done so yet please consider putting that spare cash you were saving toward your engagement ring, or taking your squeeze out for a romantic dinner toward SC.
I'm sure he/she/the albino pit pony will understand.
That's 3/4 of the way toward one months running costs, but as you know, more is needed, especially as we try to build up reserves to see us through the winter months. So if you haven't done so yet please consider putting that spare cash you were saving toward your engagement ring, or taking your squeeze out for a romantic dinner toward SC.
I'm sure he/she/the albino pit pony will understand.
Dirty Ewok
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Donated you bastards.....now unleash the goat
dantheyid
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That's possible yea, just made an assumption as to it was the cambiasso story that they where talking about
Roynie
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Congrats on the new baby. Deserves a creative rating, dontchathink!Donation made, not much but I have a new baby fund which is currently being filled! Keep up the good work guys, COYS!
Donki
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A&C you sound like Lenny Henry . I keep expectign a cut scene video of Rob in his house slaving away over his computer running our forum...... then your voice over and his big doe baby eyes looking up. "Please, it only takes £5 a month Bah, blah" Sheer guilt lol.
. I keep expectign a cut scene video of Rob in his house slaving away over his computer running our forum...... then your voice over and his big doe baby eyes looking up. "Please, it only takes £5 a month Bah, blah" Sheer guilt lol.
Donki
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Congrats on the new baby. Deserves a creative rating, dontchathink!
He/she/it hasnt arrived yet, 6 October but trying to get enough saved so the wife can get a year off work! I did offer to be a house husband but was quite quickly told to "fuck off"
montylynch
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Just stuck a lady in the bin. Sorry it couldn't be more but the kids need shoes..........
Yeah people with a laptop, iphone and tablet should, in theory, be able to afford it....Except when they gamble away all their money in one night. Way to go @yankspurs way to go bro.
Hope it was it the one who was on you-tube pitting the cat in the bin?
HotspurResi
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Right i have pulled and that £20 out f my rectum and Donated ! Now find me some decent ITK biaatch!!
Kaboul'sForehead
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Oh god the Grey Fox is on the moonshine again
Indisguise
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Donation made on the basis that I don't get tested by A&C in any way whatsoever.perhaps we should all be means tested by A&C, who can then assess how much we should each pay
Zeb
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Donation made on the basis that I don't get tasered by A&C in any way whatsoever.
Fixed that for you
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