The England Thread

[absolute bobbins]

If Jessie Lingard is the answer, I have no idea what the question is

 

[Marty]

Why is Sterling on the pitch.

Why are any of these guys on the pitch?

I'd rather have played the U20 WC side.

 

[ardiles]

Sterling keeps losing the ball

 

[TheChosenOne]

Draw & Jock draw = Qualification. Embarassing stuff.

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

When the chips are down , you're struggling to play the game to any standard at all, the manager is a clueless fart in the wind, bring on....

Lingard.

Because that will really change the game from being Sven Boring Eriksen-esque.

(Just has a decent chance)

 

[nailsy]

What the England team should be

Pickford/butland

Rose
Stones
Keane
Walker

Dier
Winks

Rashford
Dele
Lallana

Kane

Four of those are unavailable though. What team would you put out from the players that are available?

 

[Spurger King]

Stirling with his trademark 'I can't believe my shit effort amounted to nothing' look.

 

[heelspurs]

TBF Lingard has created 2 chances...

 

[absolute bobbins]

Right, fuck it. Come on Slovenia

 

[tiger666]

What the England team should be

Pickford/butland

Rose
Stones
Keane
Walker

Dier
Winks

Rashford
Dele
Lallana

Kane

All very well but some of those are injured.

 

[Grey Fox]

You did what? Have you been unwell recently?

Recently?

 

[mark87]

Lingard is one ugly mother fucker

 

[absolute bobbins]

TBF Lingard has created 2 chances...

A broken clock is right twice a day

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

Fuck me England are rubbish. We are going to get tonked when we meet any half decent team at the WC. So so poor.

 

[sparx100]

Truly uninspiring.

You look at our bench and wonder where the spark will come from. We are so average.

Only player i would have in the spurs squad would be Rashford.

 

[mpickard2087]

Always the way, clueless when trying to play pass and move football, when it comes to kick and rush it's the only time we look dangerous.

 

[Flynn]

Sterling just runs into people.

 

[Marty]

Four of those are unavailable though. What team would you put out from the players that are available?

Given the squad picked, go 4-4-2.

Butland

Bertrand
Stones
Keane
Walker

Sterling
Dier
Winks
Rashford

Kane
Defoe

Alli in for Defoe next match. Lallana for Sterling once fit.

 

[Grey Fox]

You know its shit when the Mexican wave starts

 

[absolute bobbins]

You know its shit when the Mexican wave starts

And there are less fans at Wembley than we had against against Barnsley