The Kaboul thread

[Real_madyidd]

Got you nibbling.

Close, but I got you to admit wumming. I knew you were on the wind up because you used to make good points!

Anyway, carry on.

 

[Bus-Conductor]

Close, but I got you to admit wumming. I knew you were on the wind up because you used to make good points!

Anyway, carry on.

It was only wumming if you're wummable. Otherwise it was just a philosophical musing.

 

[tooey]

ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca.

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a poster defending a Tottenham player, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclomation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests

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[Stavrogin]

Chewie doesn't live on Endor. Never has, never will. Ewoks, despite popular belief, are not related to the Wookiee race.

Chewbacca left his home planet of Kashyyyk as a slave to the Imperial forces and was held in captivity until Han Solo rescued him. With this selfless act of bravery and kindness (not intentional), Han earned himself a Wookiee "life debt", whereby Chewbacca was bound to follow Han and protect him, even at the cost of his own life, as a sign of gratitude. It's a Wookiee tradition and, years later, when Han's son Anakin was forced to goose the throttle of the Falcon and leave Chewie to die on Sernpidal so hundreds of evacuees could be saved, that life debt was taken up, as tradition states, by Chewies sons, Lowbacca and Lumpawaroo (Lowie being already a close friend and trusted ally of Hans daughter, Jaina, through their time with Rogue Squadron. Lumpy was a lot like his mother).

Sooo, Kaboom's good, eh? :up:

The life-debt? One of the main motivations in Lucas' world...