- Feb 1, 2005
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Hello and welcome to the ITK Transfer News Update and Discussion Thread. Or to give it its snappier name: The Tranny Disco Thread.
In line with Rob's strict rotation policy, (think dropping Mousa Dembele for Tom Huddlestone) A&C has been given a day off to ready himself for the final few days of action. And here I am with the latest news.
TODAY...
(Cue: Big Ben bongs).
BONG!
TRANSFER WINDOW ENTERS FINAL FEW DAYS. ITK EXPLOSION IMMINENT. SC SAYS "WE'RE READY!"
BONG!
AS THE WINDOW PREPARES TO SLAM SHUT, DANIEL LEVY IS BUSY PLUGGING LEAKS AT THE CLUBS
BONG!
KID-NAPPERS (CAN YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?) RELEASE IMAGE THAT EXPLAINS WHY SC'S TOP ITK HAS BEEN SO QUIET THIS WINDOW
BONG!
AS GARY MABBUTT UNVEILS NEW SPURS STAR, HE DENIES CLUB ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN SIGNING YOUNG, UNPROVEN TALENT
BONG!
SPURS UNVEIL AMBITIOUS PLANS TO TRICK REAL MADRID INTO THINKING THEY HAVE GARETH BALE AT THE NEGOTIATING TABLE, LEVY DEMANDS MINIMUM 50M
BONG!
SC MODS & ADMIN ACCUSED BY POSTERS OF ACTING LIKE NAZIS. ONE WALKS OUT, SLAMMING THE ACCUSATION SAYING "NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH"
BONG!
AND FINALLY, AS TRANSSEXUAL SCANDAL THREATENS TO ENGULF BILL_ODDIE, HE SAYS "NO I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN.. WOMAN.. WHATEVER...
MISS TERBIGDICK: You know, I also have one of those.
BILL_ODDIE: Why else would I be talking to you?
That was the news. Here's the ITK thread. Please remember to donate (link on the homepage), and keep it clean and friendly. A&C is back tomorrow.
xxx
In line with Rob's strict rotation policy, (think dropping Mousa Dembele for Tom Huddlestone) A&C has been given a day off to ready himself for the final few days of action. And here I am with the latest news.
TODAY...
(Cue: Big Ben bongs).
BONG!
TRANSFER WINDOW ENTERS FINAL FEW DAYS. ITK EXPLOSION IMMINENT. SC SAYS "WE'RE READY!"
BONG!
AS THE WINDOW PREPARES TO SLAM SHUT, DANIEL LEVY IS BUSY PLUGGING LEAKS AT THE CLUBS
BONG!
KID-NAPPERS (CAN YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING?) RELEASE IMAGE THAT EXPLAINS WHY SC'S TOP ITK HAS BEEN SO QUIET THIS WINDOW
BONG!
AS GARY MABBUTT UNVEILS NEW SPURS STAR, HE DENIES CLUB ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN SIGNING YOUNG, UNPROVEN TALENT
BONG!
SPURS UNVEIL AMBITIOUS PLANS TO TRICK REAL MADRID INTO THINKING THEY HAVE GARETH BALE AT THE NEGOTIATING TABLE, LEVY DEMANDS MINIMUM 50M
BONG!
SC MODS & ADMIN ACCUSED BY POSTERS OF ACTING LIKE NAZIS. ONE WALKS OUT, SLAMMING THE ACCUSATION SAYING "NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH"
BONG!
AND FINALLY, AS TRANSSEXUAL SCANDAL THREATENS TO ENGULF BILL_ODDIE, HE SAYS "NO I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN.. WOMAN.. WHATEVER...
MISS TERBIGDICK: You know, I also have one of those.
BILL_ODDIE: Why else would I be talking to you?
That was the news. Here's the ITK thread. Please remember to donate (link on the homepage), and keep it clean and friendly. A&C is back tomorrow.
xxx