The Newcastle are relegated celebration thread!!!

[David St Hubbins]

Has this been posted yet?

To the Tune of "Downtown"...............

Doon Toon.......

When you're a mag and Keegan f**ks off again, you know what's coming next
Doon toon
When you've got Ashley, all his debt and his worries, thinks look bleak, at best
Doon toon
Just listen to the traffic on the way to Bristol City
You'll have to sell old Mickey so your squad is looking shitty
Good times ahead
Playing in the second tier, you can forget about Europe for many a year
Cos you're doon toon, f**kin' deserved as well
Doon toon, look at how far you've fell
Doon toon, Doncaster's waiting for you

Can you recall the days of Shephard and Hall, and love, loving it all?
Doon toon
Maybe you knew (and maybe Keegan did too) back when you signed Xisco
Doon toon
Just listen to the pundits (even Alan on the sofa)
Forget the Geordie Nation, f**kin' well and truly over
ITV1
Your new home of football, no Match of the Day
Enjoy your highlights on Sunday, of Plymouth away
Cos you're doon toon, into the Fizzy Pop
Doon toon, forever to drop and drop
Doon toon, administration for you

Doon toon

Now you may find some Arab who will accidentally buy you
And if you don't, that's OK, cos I hear it's nice in League 2
Bradford, Grimsby...
From the heights of the 90s, Ginola and Beads
You're on the way to oblivion, please say 'hi' to Leeds
Cos you're doon toon, take off your shoes and sing
Doon toon, or 'boycoutt' the whole damn thing
Doon toon, everyone's laughing at you

Superb my friend :clap:

Now all we need is Steve Carr saying he wants to go back there to win trophies :rofl:

 

[Rocksuperstar]

just stumbled across this on google:

:lol:

 

[kishman]

This made my day. I know it's not nice to watch people cry but loved to see those geordies cry.

 

[Supersonic]

Thats classic RSS

 

[David St Hubbins]

If there isn't a motivator thread in that picture there isn't a god :rofl:

 

[spurs mental]

Their playing S****horpe next season :lol:

 

[hughy]

when i realise what has happened tomorroew i willl be well pleased

 

[bomberH]

I was hoping this would come true when i initially posted it in Spurs chat when Shearer was first appointed:

Can you imagine a Geordie reading through this thread, they would absolutely hate us. Even more than they already do. Good.

Love it.

 

[That Guy]

Jurassic Park! Fucking loved it! It wont really sink in until next season when I see them playing Plymouth

 

[MattyP]

We'll never play you again, we'll never play you again, we'll never play you again.

Cheryl Cole, you Geordies go down far too easily.

 

[nuttynoah]

they could well do a Leeds now and go into freefall down again to Div1, broke and spiritless. Personally i hope they come straight back up, they have given me lots of pleasure over the premiership years, rather them than bloody Stoke or Hull any day

 

[Rocksuperstar]

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[bomberH]

Jimmy Nail, Ant & Dec, Steve Cram, Robson Green, Ross Noble, Cheryl Cole, Aufedersein Pet, Sid the Sexist, bloke who does Big Brother commentary, the bloke who worked at the hotel then the petrol station in Alan Partridge, Lindisfarne, Jane Middlemiss... Your boys took one hell of a beating etc etc

 

[MattyP]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Newcastle-Uni...6:2|65:10|39:1|240% 3A1318|301:1|293:1|294:50

 

[bomberH]

Anyone got Mike Ashley in the Celebrity Death League?

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Jimmy Nail, Ant & Dec, Steve Cram, Robson Green, Ross Noble, Cheryl Cole, Aufedersein Pet, Sid the Sexist, bloke who does Big Brother commentary, the bloke who worked at the hotel then the petrol station in Alan Partridge, Lindisfarne, Jane Middlemiss... Your boys took one hell of a beating etc etc

any room for Donna Air in there?

'mon, there's always room for Donna Air :hump:

 

[bomberH]

any room for Donna Air in there?

'mon, there's always room for Donna Air :hump:

I would, but i'd have to knock her the fuck out midway through it and finish it off while she was unconscious. And by finish it off, i mean kill her in her face.

Edit: I just google imaged her, yeah, she was fit. Would still kill her though.

 

[SouthLondonSpur]

It's hilarious they will be playing S****horpe next season!

^^^ Just realised that was automatic, I have no qualms against them ^^

 

[spurdownunder]

Still havent they not won a trophy in about 40 years? I suppose the championship is a realistic target for them now...

I wonder if they still think they are a biggerclub than us?

So funny

Mate I have a Forrest fan mate at work and he thinks Forest is a bigger club than Spurs.

There are deluded s****horpes everywhere, not least on your fine land's north east shores.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Mate I have a Forrest fan mate at work and he thinks Forest is a bigger club than Spurs.

There are deluded s****horpes everywhere, not least on your fine land's north east shores.

To be fair, Forest have much more claim to being a "big club" than the barcodes, really. Other than shirt sales (which the Geordies must earn on big time), in footballing terms, Forest are actually a very important team who were perhaps one of the first "victims" of footballs move from a game into an industry.