The ultimate players songs thread!!!

[Legacy]

To the tune of 'Beat It' by Michael Jackson.

Je-nas, Je-nas,
He's got a nine inch penis,
Plays like a demon when his hair grows,
Against the Arsenal, he scores lots of goals.

Je-nas, Je-nas,
His name only rhymes with penis,
He could run all damn night,
He makes those gooners look total shite.

It's Jenas.

 

[chivers!]

For the big man in midfield, Huddlestone, this is a huge season. He is still only 21, yet it feels like he has stagnated for the last 18 months. Excess weight should no longer be an issue now that Ramos has seemingly banned everything except water from the training ground, but the lack of bite within this gentlest of giants is still a concern. If he can add that, Huddlestone can achieve anything, because he is a brute of a man and a simply exquisite passer of the ball, particularly short- and mid-range.

ttto 'Another One Bites The Dust':

Boom! Boom! Boom!
Huddlestone bites yer arse!

 

[Texanspur]

yeah, ok I know it might be jumping the gun, but I would like to revive the old classic:

"We'll take more care of you, Arse-shavin, Arse-shavin"
etc.


(to the tune of the 1980's BA adverts)

 

[yiddotilidie]

Robin Hood.....

Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley, running down the wing
Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley, hear the Tottenham sing,
See how he shoots, watch how he scores,
Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley.....

 

[Leachie]

Don't know if this has come up yet (apologies if it has) but uring the Euros you could hear a lot of Seven Nation Army going around the stadiums and, I believe, it was used to sing Javier Mascherano's name. So..... how about..... Giovani Dos Santos?

Do it!!

 

[Dougal]

Don't know if this has come up yet (apologies if it has) but uring the Euros you could hear a lot of Seven Nation Army going around the stadiums and, I believe, it was used to sing Javier Mascherano's name. So..... how about..... Giovani Dos Santos?

Do it!!

It's been done already :wink:

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Robin Hood.....

Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley, running down the wing
Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley, hear the Tottenham sing,
See how he shoots, watch how he scores,
Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley, Dave Bentley.....

That'd work really well with Adam Smith actually :dance:

 

[yiddotilidie]

That'd work really well with Adam Smith actually :dance:

Or even Dos Santos.

 

[antiloqus]

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Woodgate, wont let them score,
take a bad pass, and make it better,
Remember don't let them into our box,
And cut out the cross to make it better.

Woodgate, wont be afraid,
He was made to go out and get them,
The minute you let him under your skin,
Then you begin to make it worser.

And any time you feel the pain, Woodgate, refrain
Defending Tottenham like a soldier,
Well don't you know that he's no fool, he plays it cool,
He makes the Lane a little colder.

Woodgate, wont let them score,
When he finds it, he'll go and clear it,
Remember don't let them into our box,
And cut out the cross to make it better.

So get it out, don't let it in, Woodgate, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with,
And don't you know that they wont win, Woodgate,
You will, the movement you need is on your shoulder.

Woodgate, wont let them score,
take a bad pass, and make it better,
Remember don't let them into our box,
And cut out the cross to make it better.

NA NA NA!! NA NA NA NA!!!! NA NA NA NA!!!!! WOODGATE (repeat to fade)

:up:

(be nice)

 

[yiddotilidie]

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Woodgate, wont let them score,
take a bad pass, and make it better,
Remember don't let them into our box,
And cut out the cross to make it better.

Woodgate, wont be afraid,
He was made to go out and get them,
The minute you let him under your skin,
Then you begin to make it worser.

And any time you feel the pain, Woodgate, refrain
Defending Tottenham like a soldier,
Well don't you know that he's no fool, he plays it cool,
He makes the Lane a little colder.

Woodgate, wont let them score,
When he finds it, he'll go and clear it,
Remember don't let them into our box,
And cut out the cross to make it better.

So get it out, don't let it in, Woodgate, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with,
And don't you know that they wont win, Woodgate,
You will, the movement you need is on your shoulder.

Woodgate, wont let them score,
take a bad pass, and make it better,
Remember don't let them into our box,
And cut out the cross to make it better.

NA NA NA!! NA NA NA NA!!!! NA NA NA NA!!!!! WOODGATE (repeat to fade)

:up:

(be nice)

I prefer the Beatles version.....

In all fairness, that would have been a cracking tune for Van Nistelrooy - Hey Ruud...

 

[antiloqus]

I prefer the Beatles version.....

In all fairness, that would have been a cracking tune for Van Nistelrooy - Hey Ruud...

fair play, I never really thought I could improve on an all time classic if im honest! just gave me something to do for 5 mins :lol: