The Weekend ITK Discussion Thread - 1st/2nd August 2015

[shelfboy68]

The itk seems to be positive but i cant see us getting anyone in before the first game of the season, although Im confident that one or maybe two will be in by the end of august.

 

[225]

Hmm, maybe, but would that be the kind of thing that can't be mentioned?

Sounds really stupid, but is it not possible that he actually is suffering from Alcoholism? Like a proper addiction.

The club wouldn't turn their back on a player with a degenerative injury, if anything Ledley shows we're more patience than many. It'd have to be something more personal imo.

 

[whitechina]

with everything that's happened over the last few weeks I'm not sure what I want most- a bright shiny new forward and a new Dm or just Ade and Bobby gone?

 

[PieNChips]

with everything that's happened over the last few weeks I'm not sure what I want most- a bright shiny new forward and a new Dm or just Ade and Bobby gone?

All of the above.

 

[fatpiranha]

My mum begs to differ.

Your mum's got a 12" cock?

 

[scottishbairn]

Hmm, maybe, but would that be the kind of thing that can't be mentioned?

Could it be something to do with his alleged assault on a female nightclub worker a few months ago.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Your mum's got a 12" cock?

Don't act so surprised.

 

[13VanDerBale13]

Gards ‏@Gards44 6h6 hours ago
Big 4 weeks for Levy now! We have the money, time to spend it correctly and on the players to fit our managers style and philosophy!

De Ja Vu

As every week goes by we will continue to hear the same thing

 

[jedimonkey]

So lennon has a degenerating injury

Seem to remember that Lennon had an operation earlier in his career to stop him going the way of Ledley, as he suffered from the same chronic problem as Ledders.

Maybe it has flared up again?

 

[Indisguise]

Sounds really stupid, but is it not possible that he actually is suffering from Alcoholism? Like a proper addiction.

The club wouldn't turn their back on a player with a degenerative injury, if anything Ledley shows we're more patience than many. It'd have to be something more personal imo.

Could it be something to do with his alleged assault on a female nightclub worker a few months ago.

Well, we've had a few hints from ITK to suggest that all is not well with his attitude, etc, and it may be enough to put clubs off, but I think it's probably a good idea not to speculate on really serious issues like these.

 

[codspur]

As you get older lugging a 12inch cock around the pitch is bound to slow anyone down. Its why I never made it as a player.

Yeah you kept getting sent off for holding that other fellas cock...ungentalmanly conduct

Or alternatively wearing a strap-on although technically a prosthesis is not recognised by the Paralympic association and thus curtailed you efforts to represent team GB

 

[Gedson100]

Pretty sure that noted ITK merchant "D Levy" suggested that we might be waiting until the last couple of weeks for new players. So maybe not worth anyone losing their shit about otherwise, and certainly not in here, of course?

 

[Ndombers]

Gards must be a fairly respected ITK as he's the only one other than JJ who's Tweets are allowed in here. Here's hoping something happens in the next 24 hours.

 

[monkeynick]

Gards ‏@Gards44 6h6 hours ago
Big 4 weeks for Levy now! We have the money, time to spend it correctly and on the players to fit our managers style and philosophy!

This is a cut and paste from the last half dozen windows

 

[Kirito]

I have spent the last couple of hours looking through posts and trying to find out if we will sign anyone, my research has led me to this conclusion - No one has a fucking clue!

Best to plug your ears and staple your eyes shut, you'll get more enjoyment.

 

[Mr Pink]

Gards must be a fairly respected ITK as he's the only one other than JJ who's Tweets are allowed in here. Here's hoping something happens in the next 24 hours.

Just to be clear mate I edited the tweet from 4 weeks to 24 hours as a wee joke in my reply.

As in we'll be hearing the same thing on the 30th August.

Sorry, didn't mean to build your hopes, but you should be well use to it lol.

 

[Ndombers]

Just to be clear mate I edited the tweet from 4 weeks to 24 hours as a wee joke in my reply.

As in we'll be hearing the same thing on the 30th August.

Sorry, didn't mean to build your hopes, but you should be well use to it lol.

Shit.

 

[Gedson100]

Shit.

ITKman

Failing on the name part there, pal

 

[scottishbairn]

Well, we've had a few hints from ITK to suggest that all is not well with his attitude, etc, and it may be enough to put clubs off, but I think it's probably a good idea not to speculate on really serious issues like these.

I'm just mentioning something that was reported by the press.

Now the 12 inch cock comments are pure speculation.

 

[ohh Teddy Teddy]

Ali Z roundup from today (some of it we already know...)

"will be 2 forwards/wf in"

"Lennons a goner only reason he has not gone yet clubs know he is a risk for few reasons i can't mention, Townsend could go for a big offer."

"Min of 2 wf/f plus dm maybe one more later."

On lack of strikers:

"one of wf will be able to play up top."