The Whinge and Moan Thread

[StartingPrice]

I'm sorry, but this thread lacks any cohesion and direction at all.

Can we sack the OP and bring in one from overseas?

This.
We should be thinking of potential posts three years i advance...the transfer policy is a joke :evil:

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

This.
We should be thinking of potential posts three years i advance...the transfer policy is a joke :evil:

Something like this? :wink:

Fast forward three years.

Date: 29th November 2014

Despite Harry being sent dahn, he continued to run things from his flowery dell, somehow managing to combine running Spurs with running the Brixton prison team. On one visit, it is alleged that Kevin Bond spent an uncomfortable 36 hours being detained on shitwatch. But that's another story.

Spurs have won back to back premier league titles, reached the semi-final of the champions league, only being knocked out by a last minute goal by Lionel Messi of Manchester City.

Harry was released 2 months previously and they currently sit top of the league by a whopping 12 points and have easily qualified from their CL group with two games to spare. They have just won their last game 6-1 away to newly promoted Ipswich Town

SC Post 1: Fucking defence needs sorting. We'll never win anything with defending like that.

SC Post 2: I'm more concerned about how they managed to dominate the game for the last 3 minutes.

SC Post 3: :duh:

SC Post 4: Sandro gave the ball away twice. ****.

SC Post 5: 26 shots and only 6 goals? Our bad finishing will cost us.

SC Post 6: Did you see Harry's interview? How the fuck were we 'comfortable' didn't he see the last 3 minutes?

 

[spurslenny]

Harry Redknapp aka Mr Bridger.

 

[StartingPrice]

Something like this? :wink:

Fast forward three years.

Date: 29th November 2014

Despite Harry being sent dahn, he continued to run things from his flowery dell, somehow managing to combine running Spurs with running the Brixton prison team. On one visit, it is alleged that Kevin Bond spent an uncomfortable 36 hours being detained on shitwatch. But that's another story.

Spurs have won back to back premier league titles, reached the semi-final of the champions league, only being knocked out by a last minute goal by Lionel Messi of Manchester City.

Harry was released 2 months previously and they currently sit top of the league by a whopping 12 points and have easily qualified from their CL group with two games to spare. They have just won their last game 6-1 away to newly promoted Ipswich Town

SC Post 1: Fucking defence needs sorting. We'll never win anything with defending like that.

SC Post 2: I'm more concerned about how they managed to dominate the game for the last 3 minutes.

SC Post 3: :duh:

SC Post 4: Sandro gave the ball away twice. ****.

SC Post 5: 26 shots and only 6 goals? Our bad finishing will cost us.

SC Post 6: Did you see Harry's interview? How the fuck were we 'comfortable' didn't he see the last 3 minutes?

SC Post 7: That Jermaine Jenas is fooking useless.

SC Post 8: Why the fook did we resign Keane in 'Arry's first season - it'll cost us.

SC Post 9: We only had 89% possession, our poor pressing will cost us.

SC Post 10: Kevin Bond is a <CENSOR EVASION> :evil:

:grin:

 

[PT]

SC Post 7: That Jermaine Jenas is fooking useless.

SC Post 8: Why the fook did we resign Keane in 'Arry's first season - it'll cost us.

SC Post 9: We only had 89% possession, our poor pressing will cost us.

SC Post 10: Kevin Bond is a <CENSOR EVASION> :evil:

:grin:

^

That was like explaining a joke. :razz:

 

[Narnill]

You have just ruined this thread. May I ask why? :evil:

Saying we will go second and then moaning that it's not up to scratch is ruining it? OK

 

[StartingPrice]

^

That was like explaining a joke. :razz:

How dare you widicule me, sir :evil:

 

[SlickMongoose]

But something's gone horribly wrong lately. We just keep on winning!!

Finally.