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[Yiddo1982]

This made me laugh:


"As for trophies we have 10 domestic trophies each (as I said only Boro/Spurs types count League Cups), and on the face of it you have 3 European trophies to our 1. The CWC no longer exists IN ANY FORMAT so that doesn't count, and you won the 1984 UEFA Cup on pens so that doesn't count neither. So I make that 11 each, our fanbase is three times bigger, we're a bigger name internationally, we've played in the Champions League, you're supported by total mongs and 40% are women, so why even dare compare yourself fuckin Jacob."


Better tell Man Utd to scratch off the engravings on the UCL trophy!

 

[DC_Boy]

Hi DC. I did take that into consideration, and the fact that we also reached the final another time. I do think that a sustained run at the top of the table, higher than we've been since 89 trumps our cups. I do believe that we'll match that in the coming seasons

Fair play Camaj Even with something like success - opinions vary -

You can see why I long ago tired of the 'who's biggest' debates

We'll just have to agree to differ on the concept of success -

Incidentally there's no doubt at all about us and CFC since the Prem began - they're wayyyyyyy more succesful - they have a stack of trophies to go with better lge finishes

Must say I enjoyed the bizarre logic of the Toon fan in Yiddo 82's post-

This is why you can never really win arguments in most football debates

But the poor sod has by his own logic deprived Toon of their only Euro trophy as the Fairs Cup no longer exists - and even better therefore Toon haven't won any trophies at all since 55 - 53 years in the wilderness and yet they're still bigger and doubtless more sucesful than us - priceless

I suppose what he'll say is that the Fairs Cup does exist in the shape of the UEFA Cup - but that competition has significantly different rules - rules that would have excluded the Toon even getting into the competition they won - as they finished below us in the lge the season before and only got into the competition on the one club per city rule - I think AFC must have qualified from a higher lge position that season to deprive us - can't remember now

Also - the Cup Winners now enter the UEFA Cup so you can argue there is a link to the CWC like that- if people want to chop logic, football is a dream scene - guess it's part of the appeal


Oh and the line about how a lot of our support is from women (and I assume by his implication that support doesn't really count) - priceless again - you can never win arguments with people like these

 

[snake1]

This made me laugh:


"As for trophies we have 10 domestic trophies each (as I said only Boro/Spurs types count League Cups), and on the face of it you have 3 European trophies to our 1. The CWC no longer exists IN ANY FORMAT so that doesn't count, and you won the 1984 UEFA Cup on pens so that doesn't count neither. So I make that 11 each, our fanbase is three times bigger, we're a bigger name internationally, we've played in the Champions League, you're supported by total mongs and 40% are women, so why even dare compare yourself fuckin Jacob."


Better tell Man Utd to scratch off the engravings on the UCL trophy!

What demented reasoning is this?

That comment is seriously retarded!:rofl:

 

[LadieK]

:lol: I have no idea how Newcastle could view themselves as a 'big club'.

Duff, Owen and Smith are they only 3 players I would ever be interested in. You know they would love any of Ledders, Woody, Bale, Lennon, Modric, Gio, Berba or Keano etc!

I'm sure they've also love a decent Manager ;-)

 

[fieryjack]

I wasn`t going to comment on any of this, the only redeeming feature of the toon is the, shall we say, easiness of the female of the species. The only reason for going is the women. We always seem to get beat and the walk up them stairs is just too much. I once had an argument at work with some old geordie, on when he heard i was a yid he promptly said that he owned me. This was because about 200 years ago the duke of northumberland used to park and feed his boys around about where the station is now. It still makes me laugh now. I told him if he carried on i`d send michael caine up to sort him out.

 

[Hoddles Waddle]

I Dont know why everybody is slagging off that Danny B bloke. Everything he has said is pretty much true. If they dont want Spurs fans on there why let them register in the first place? I hate Newcastle fans so much.

 

[KentuckyYid]

Did anybody else found the video clip of the Tottenham cab driver funny? I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Supersonic]

Danny B was being a prick but to be honest I see no problem with being a prick to geordies.

Big clubs dont go about 40 years without winning a trophy. Oh sorry, I forgot about the intertoto cup. How ignorant of me.

I dont know how the geordies got their hands on computers though

 

[spurslenny]

do love the toon argument that they have a bigger fan base than Spurs.
BOLLOX!

put the mortgage on it, even without the stats in front of me to back it up

 

[snake1]

40 years without winning a trophy? Ouch, that must hurt.

Their fans would go absolutely mental if they won the League Cup.

 

[SpurSince57]

I Dont know why everybody is slagging off that Danny B bloke. Everything he has said is pretty much true. If they dont want Spurs fans on there why let them register in the first place? I hate Newcastle fans so much.

Because going on another club's forum with the deliberate intention of winding them up is a pretty stupid thing to do—we don't like it when we get Gooners and Spammers coming on here and doing the same thing. If, on the other hand, they want to come on here and talk football in a sensible fashion, with a bit of mild banter thrown in, that's fine.

 

[eViL]

They've got better smilies than us and they're allowed to use the c word..

*considers becoming a barcode*

 

[gavspur]

haha, what a bunch of knobheads... And that Danny B is just winding them up, so, he's a bit of a numpty too.. But hey, its only the Geordies!!

And the racism on there is way outta line, but i think every club has some supporters they're not proud of.. So i wont tar them all with the same brush, but it is disgusting.

 

[snake1]

DannyB is one of the Journalists on...

http://www.spurs.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=507559

could it be the same DannyB pissing off the Barcodes?

 

[Blotto]

Toon fans are such deluded bastards--not that we aren't as well, but I prefer our delusions and the (relative) lack of racism.

How is talking about Robbo and Gomes a wind-up; he posted a bit of news and even placed it within the context of the club and people were all over him quick as you like. Of course, that's the thing about Geordies, they're so fucking sensitive--I picked up an infraction on another site for giving them a bit of stick about Modric choosing us over them...not like I was racist or even that mean. To me it was good natured, to them it was the end of the world...

 

[PT]

They've got better smilies than us and they're allowed to use the c word..

*considers becoming a barcode*

mg:


:doh:

:silenced:

 

[donny1013]

Amused with one guy that said our UEFA cup in 84 doesnt count coz we won it on penalties. great logic that is. Guess somebody better tell Italy they aint world champions then

 

[rez9000]

Regardless of who is the bigger club, *cough* Spurs *cough*, if that forum is any indication of the type of fan that Newcastle attract, they're all a bunch of front-bottoms (no more censor evasion for me!). And what about that Loserpool tit? What a... tit (really not comig up with good descriptions this morning. That's what happens when you sit up all night playing Star Wars Battlefront and then go to work without sleep. We're into real stream of consciousness posting. Oh God, I need some sleep!)

Anyway, where was I? Newcastle fans really are repellent. I remember a couple of seasons ago (it was the season that Carr went there to win trophies :rofl, we beat them, first game of the season at St James (I think), I saw a fat, topless Geordie crying his eyes out. It made my season to see his greasy tears rolling down his plump cheeks and all over his wobbly man-tits, before rounding the bowl of his immense flab-engorged flab tyre and then, no doubt, getting sucked into his trousers with the effect of making them marginally cleaner.

They're so disgusting that whenever I see a Newcastle fan I get the overwhleming urge to wrap them in a nice warm, comforting, fluffy straitjacket, introduce them to the joys of gonad electrocution, and then throw them off a cliff. Ah, to hear the screams of pain mingling with the buzz of the current. Then a short silence before the big splash. It makes one feel young!

For those of you interested in DIY, G-clamps are very useful for holding bits of wood together. An alternative (and, I would suggest, more fun) use is to employ them to clamp Toon fans buttcheeks together. However, you may have to go to one of the real specialist DIY stores to get one big enough to press two Newcy-Broon inflated arse-flaps together. Once you have achieved maximum clampage, you can then force feed the Toon-follower burgers, donuts, and chips all laced with laxative, leave the saddo in the sun for an hour or two, and then observe a different kind of Newcy-Brown!

Anyway, I'm off to take four hundred Pro Plus in the hope that they'll stop me rambling. COYS!

 

[Bonjour]

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I dont know how the geordies got their hands on computers though

Through various nefarious acts, I'd guess, each more dastardly than the last.

 

[$hoguN]

to be honest them bounding round the 50000 fan thing is ridiculous... Its the biggest city in the country next to Hull to have a single football team and in Hull the majority of people like rugby league and not football (although all the fucking fair weather fans are out in force in hull at the moment *wonders why he came to uni here*)... If we were the only fucking team in london we would dwarf them on attendance.... So having all the fans from one city is hardly surprising when you take into context they are the only team in Newcastle... Imagine how big Liverpool, Villa and Man City (possibly a bad example as all man utd fans live in and around london) would be if they were the only team in their respective city

Also the naivety of Newcastle fans holds no bounds the easiest way to see we are a bigger club then them is looking at why Woodgate, Modric have signed for us and not them... Its simple, if you want to make a mark as a footballer you want to play for a club with the ability to win trophies, be it for a Top4 club or a club threatening to get to them like us and villa... If you want a big pay day like Duff you go as a mercenary to teams who will pay you massive wages without threatening to win things teams like West Ham, Newcastle and Man City (Man City can be counted here because to get back to the top of the English game they will need to throw chelsea sort of money at players)