Verts fan chant idea...

[StartingPrice]

I blame America

And Jenas

 

[yid-down-under]

This well end up being the chant.

I hope so. It will fill me with enormous pride if i hear 'Super Jan' whilst watching the lilywhites at 3am. Might have to risk the wrath of the missus and turn the tv volume up!!!

 

[theShiznit]

I blame America

yep, i'm fat too

 

[rebrab]

I'm generally pretty shit with song lyrics.

But I will point out that Jan Vertonghen fits quite nicely with 'Rule Britannia', if someone wants to try to try something with that tune.

Jaaan Vertonghen, Vertonghen rules the spurs

 

[nightgoat]

Veeertooonghen
The most badass defender in the gaaame
A-licky-boom-boom-down

 

[ajcruz14]

I'm generally pretty shit with song lyrics.

But I will point out that Jan Vertonghen fits quite nicely with 'Rule Britannia', if someone wants to try to try something with that tune.

How about:

"Jan Vertonghen, Vertonghen rules the lane.... Jan wil never ever let them score at the lane"

 

[bomberH]

How about:

"Jan Vertonghen, Vertonghen rules the lane.... Jan wil never ever let them score at the lane"

The problem with that is you're rhyming lane with lane, which essentially means you're like Pitbull, who rhymed Kodak with Kodak. So the question is, do you want people to associate you with Pitbull?

 

[RickyVilla]

Jan Vertoghen is better than Jenas
He thinks the geordies suck big penis
Came to the Lane what a gen.

 

[vicbob]

To the tune of Delila

Jan, Jan, Jan, Vertonghan.....la la la la la la la
Jan, Jan, Jan, Vertonghan.....la la la la la la la

Cant think of the next few lines

 

[Teemu]

Jan Vertonghen, in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

If anyone can, Jan can.
Jan's the man.

 

[onthetwo]

im awarding myself the winners rosette for this as I giving you a song AND a dance ot go with it....to the tune of the Conga: -

Ooh, ooh, oooh, we love Jan Vertongen
Ooh, ooh, ooh, he came from belgium (Bel-Gee-Um)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, vertongen loves Tottenham
Ooh, ooh, ooh AND he hates the SCUM!

 

[onthetwo]

im awarding myself the winners rosette for this as I giving you a song AND a dance ot go with it....to the tune of the Conga: -

Ooh, ooh, oooh, we love Jan Vertongen
Ooh, ooh, ooh, he came from belgium (Bel-Gee-Um)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, vertongen loves Tottenham
Ooh, ooh, ooh AND he hates the SCUM!

(i still cant spell or type though ffs)

 

[onthetwo]

signing players with 3-syllabel surnames HAS to be the way forward...theyre so much better for song creation.

 

[Reado]

How about something to the tune of Bob The Builder?

Erm...

Jaaan Vertonghen, can he kick it?
Jaaan Vertonghen, yes he can!

Can he kick it is a stupid question considering he's a professional footballer, but I got stuck!

 

[onthetwo]

How about something to the tune of Bob The Builder?

Erm...

Jaaan Vertonghen, can he kick it?
Jaaan Vertonghen, yes he can!

Can he kick it is a stupid question considering he's a professional footballer, but I got stuck!

Its not as daft as it sounds - i can think of a few strikers that weve had that struggled to kick the ball.

 

[Spurger King]

To the tune of Delila

Jan, Jan, Jan, Vertonghan.....la la la la la la la
Jan, Jan, Jan, Vertonghan.....la la la la la la la

Cant think of the next few lines

That's great!

 

[mattylad77]

We've got Jan Vertonghen,
Let's hope he's not a wrong 'un,
La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la.

No? righto, I've got a taxi on speed dial.

 

[nickchrissi]

He comes from Amsterdam, He fucking hates West Ham!

VERTONGHEN! WOAH!

 

[carpediem991]

There is only ooooooooooone Jan Vertonghen
oooooone Jan Vertonghen

Walking to the Lane
singing his name
Walking in a Jan Vertonghen Land