Want to come to 'Party of the Year'?

[Yiddo1982]

ARSENAL F.C.
End of Season Dinner Dance​

Starter

Egg on Face
Seasoned Hash
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)​

Main course

Humble Pie
Chump Chops
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.​

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese ​

Drinks

Bitter
Little Spirit
French Whine
Cabernet Empty 2008
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES​

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED
Guest speaker:
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Juande Ramos and Jonathan Woodgate - "What it's like to win a Cup"
Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed.​

 

[zepstar]

Lol Nice! Enjoyed that!

 

[NickHSpurs]

Emailed to every gooner and yid in the office, nice one!

 

[Blotto]

nice one! lol

Is there room in there for a persecution complex souffle?

 

[cozzo]

What is this fascination with Arsenal? We are never gonna move forward.

 

[paul_1979yid]

:clap::clap:

 

[Thesoccershrink]

Plus, there's a penalty if you leave six minutes before the end.

 

[tottenham4life]

Fookin brilliant

 

[LadieK]

:lol: made me smile!

 

[degoose]

liked that a lot someone at my work emailed that around

 

[hughy]

What is this fascination with Arsenal? We are never gonna move forward.

You're a Gooner?

 

[N10toN17]

Any chance we can add some dodgy lasagne to the menu?

 

[nldnboi]

:clap:

 

[smithym]

loved the guest speakers, very good! :up:

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

Quality :grin: :clap: