We need better songs

['O Zio]

Why doesn’t anyone sing “Dirty Northern Bastards” anymore?

I was at Macclesfield Town vs Cambridge Utd a couple of weeks ago and I can officially report that Cambridge were giving it some of that so it does still exists down in the deep waters of the League Two relegation battle

 

[L-man]

Seen on twitter to the opening of Champagne Supernova

 

[therhinospeaks]

Good luck with that one. There's about 7 lines too many in that for our gillet army.

 

[Nately22]

Average player, rubbish song. Pointless all round

It's got a nice loop, and has bit of a 'cult status' song as was sung way back and survived. But yes, bang average player for us. Perhaps needs updating with someone from the squad now?

 

[Nately22]

Come on you
Spurs are on their way to Madrid
Tottenham’s gonna do it again
They can’t stop em
The boys from Tottenham
The boys from White Hart Lane

Like this one.

 

[Nately22]

I'd like to get a song going in Madrid, needs a bit of tweaking perhaps, but Igot the basics....it's celebrating our win over Ajax, giving Moura bit of cult status and has a story to it, kind of and we can use it long after for the memories. The lines in brackets are my 2nd choice back up lines. It's to the tune of being a yid, so hopefully catches on:

Lucas moura score his first
All the yids sing c'mon you Spurs

Lucas moura scores again,
another goal, and were off to spain
(Lucas moura scores a brace,
Hes our brazilian, brazilian ace)

Lucas moura scores again
20,000 yids in spain
yids in spain
yids in spain
20,000 yids in spain

(Lucas moura on 95,
Hes our brazilian dyanamite)

 

[JOLLHURN]

To the tune of Daydream Believer by the Monkees (first verse needs work)

Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings
Of the Cockerel as she sings
And Lucas Moura would, run down the wing
He goes through, with a flick
From Dele, then with a kick
Tott-en-ham are off, to Madrid

Cheer up Em - ery
Oh, what can it mean to a
Spanish wanker, and a
Shit football team

 

[Nately22]

I'd like to get a song going in Madrid, needs a bit of tweaking perhaps, but Igot the basics....it's celebrating our win over Ajax, giving Moura bit of cult status and has a story to it, kind of and we can use it long after for the memories. The lines in brackets are my 2nd choice back up lines. It's to the tune of being a yid, so hopefully catches on:

Lucas moura score his first
All the yids sing c'mon you Spurs

Lucas moura scores again,
another goal, and were off to spain
(Lucas moura scores a brace,
Hes our brazilian, brazilian ace)

Lucas moura scores again
20,000 yids in spain
yids in spain
yids in spain
20,000 yids in spain

(Lucas moura on 95,
Hes our brazilian dyanamite)

A bit more refined.... the last bit can be sung over and over again.....

Lucas moura scores his first
All the yids sing c'mon you Spurs

Lucas moura scores again,
another goal, and were off to spain

Lucas moura scores again
20,000 yids in spain
yids in spain
yids in spain
20,000 yids in spain

 

[shelfmonkey]

This one from today

Is that bloke there every home game? If so, can't wait to get to the lane next season for a beer and a sing song????

 

[Led Revolver]

We’ve got Moura, Lucas Moura - I just don’t think you understand,
He showed us he’s a yid, when he sent us to Madrid,
We’ve got Lucas Moura!

 

[Tucker]

It’s criminal that Moura doesn’t have a song sung to the tune of that’s amore.

 

[JOLLHURN]

When the ball hits the net and the dutchmen fall dead
Thats'a Moura

Who tore them to shreds and has a bald head
Thats'a Moura!

 

[Gbspurs]

When he scores at the Lane
It's not Alli or Kane
That'sa Moura

When he goes on a run
It's not Winksy or Son
That'sa Moura

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

We’ve got Moura, Lucas Moura - I just don’t think you understand,
He showed us he’s a yid, when he sent us to Madrid,
We’ve got Lucas Moura!

When the ball hits the net and the dutchmen fall dead
Thats'a Moura

Who tore them to shreds and has a bald head
Thats'a Moura!

When he scores at the Lane
It's not Alli or Kane
That'sa Moura

When he goes on a run
It's not Winksy or Son
That'sa Moura

Great songs. They'll be bastardized into "we're the park laaaaane" within a week though.

 

[therhinospeaks]

Great songs. They'll be bastardized into "we're the park laaaaane" within a week though.

hahahhahahahhahahah so true.

Got to giggle looking down from East upper into the mass of grey and bald bonces in the South.

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

hahahhahahahhahahah so true.

Got to giggle looking down from East upper into the mass of grey and bald bonces in the South.

Oi. I'm not a bald bonce, I'm "folically challenged"

 

['O Zio]

I got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one
If you're having goal problems, I feel bad for you Son
But in the 96th minute Moura still scores for fun



I'll get me coat...

 

[therhinospeaks]

Oi. I'm not a bald bonce, I'm "folically challenged"

nearly read that too quickly.

 

[JCRD]

We ought to get whats his face Expressions to write up a few songs - he is alright with words... and knows how to erm.. express

 

[TottenhamMattSpur]

I got 99 problems but the pitch ain't one
If you're having goal problems, I feel bad for you Son
But in the 96th minute Moura still scores for fun



I'll get me coat...

To the lolerpool fans - You got 97 points and you still aint won