wembley - sitting in chel*ki area!!

[dj_stu]

ok, could do with some advice...

i'm going on sunday with my boss (chel*ki fan) and we got our tickets through a bloke that works for coors, hence we're sitting in a chel*ki zone...

a letter came with the tickets saying i can't wear spurs colours... ok i guess i can understand that...

but my boss has said that when spurs score, i'll get ejected if i jump up and cheer!?!?

now, i reckon that cos the tickets are through coors, the seats are gonna be more corporate than hardcore (tickets were only £80 though)... should i really sit on my hands when we score?!?!

 

[milkman]

ok, could do with some advice...

i'm going on sunday with my boss (chel*ki fan) and we got our tickets through a bloke that works for coors, hence we're sitting in a chel*ki zone...

a letter came with the tickets saying i can't wear spurs colours... ok i guess i can understand that...

but my boss has said that when spurs score, i'll get ejected if i jump up and cheer!?!?

now, i reckon that cos the tickets are through coors, the seats are gonna be more corporate than hardcore (tickets were only £80 though)... should i really sit on my hands when we score?!?!

i wouldnt jump up and cheer when we score, but just rip the piss out of your boss!

 

[Evolution]

i'm going on sunday with my boss (chel*ki fan) and we got our tickets through a bloke that works for coors, hence we're sitting in a chel*ki zone...

Just drag your knuckles along the ground and grunt.....nobody will ever know :wink:

 

[cwhite02]

Ohhh, tricky one. At least your going unlike alot of the genuine fans. I'm in the home area so am a happy bunny.

I think you will find it pretty hard to control your emotions, especially if it's a 85min winner!! Just maybe take a gum shield?

Also, get a spurs shirt with we 8 chelski on the back and put a jumper over the top. When we score, take the jumper off and show all the lovely chelski fans what you think of them.

 

[Shanks]

I was in the corperate side at wmbley when england played germany.
Seems that everyone in our section was german, yet I cheered, jumped up and celebrated.

They got the last laugh though

Cracking fans, those germans.

 

[Fordy]

jump up and give it the YID-I-O YID-I-O chant, if it kicks off we'll know where you're sitting.

 

[Legend10]

You are not going to be alone!

 

[Stoof]

but my boss has said that when spurs score, i'll get ejected if i jump up and cheer!?!?

"ejected" is an interesting term.

I would have used any of the following:

"punched/kicked/internally violated/raped/stabbed/celeried"

:?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

"ejected" is an interesting term.

I would have used any of the following:

"punched/kicked/internally violated/raped/stabbed/celeried"

:?

Celeried sounds healthy :grin:

 

[Stoof]

Celeried sounds healthy :grin:

Depends on how you usually consume your vegetables.

 

[Leo]

I sat in the lie chester end in 99 went nielsen scored I put my head in my knees and screamed...my dad was calm enough to remain emotionless....then I took my jacket off and ran to the other end spurs shirt loud and proud and celebrated with my tottenham family as we lifted the cup....

this isn't very helpful is it.

 

[brasil_spur]

i had the chance to go with my auncle (Chel$ki) season ticket holder as he had a bought 4 tickets and had one spare, i couldn't bring myself to do it though, it just seems so wrong.....

edit: that would be uncle

 

[bomberH]

If we score, just jump up like a nutter and celebrate. If several Chelsea fans start walking towards you with fists clenched, start spinning around really quickly in the hope you eventually turn into Superman.

The only real problem you'll get is if you accidently turn into Wonder Woman. You may well be raped to bits if that happens, including, if i'm going to be completely honest, by myself if i find you.

If you're spinning fast but nothing's happening and you believe there's a real chance you may not actually turn into a superhero, just make sure you have superhero underwear on and gradually undress whilst you're spinning. I'm pretty sure the Chelsea fans won't notice the difference.

The great thing is, if you stop spinning and you're not a superhero, then you'll probably faint and lose consciousness anyway so won't even feel the knuckledusters rip your face open.

No lose situation.:up:

 

[harrowspurs]

i remember being at west ham away when they opened their new stand against us...

my mate (west ham) gave me the ticket..so off we went..now some on here might find this a little strange but i hate west ham more than arsenal..come to think of it i hate chelsea more than arsenal..anyway...

we're in the stand and theres a lot of nasty looking blokes around shouting this and that..im getting wound up by the minute in there..

so les ferdinand pops up and scores..well i just couldnt help myself...YES !!!! i scream..oh shit i think ..then i get a load of people looking at me shouting f***ing yid get the f**k out before you get killed !! very nice i thought..anyway the stewards get involved and im escorted out of the stand with my mate who gets booted lol sorry mate..

was a bit silly but :shake:

 

[stevet73]

at least you have a ticket

 

[dj_stu]

If we score, just jump up like a nutter and celebrate. If several Chelsea fans start walking towards you with fists clenched, start spinning around really quickly in the hope you eventually turn into Superman.

The only real problem you'll get is if you accidently turn into Wonder Woman. You may well be raped to bits if that happens, including, if i'm going to be completely honest, by myself if i find you.

If you're spinning fast but nothing's happening and you believe there's a real chance you may not actually turn into a superhero, just make sure you have superhero underwear on and gradually undress whilst you're spinning. I'm pretty sure the Chelsea fans won't notice the difference.

The great thing is, if you stop spinning and you're not a superhero, then you'll probably faint and lose consciousness anyway so won't even feel the knuckledusters rip your face open.

No lose situation.:up:

i can see this happening, given the level of inebriation that i will be at by then. however, i see myself as more of a Wonder Man

 

[Wsussexspur]

I had chance to sit in Chavski end as my sister friends family sit in the directors box at stamford bridge. I was invited to the league game there in january couldnt do it though as wouldnt have been able to control my emotions if we scored! Was also offered tickets to go to final with them but luckly ive got mine through tottenham which recived today thank god! But as didnt think I was going to make the cut off did seriously consider it but decided it would be a really bad idea as if I couldnt control my emotions if we scored in the league game doubt I could if we did in the cup final!

 

[Defsta]

I have good advices somewhere in here how to behave in Chelscum end, but now just can't find that post.

Note to mods: if some of you can find it, could you post it to here, thanks :up:

 

[worcestersauce]

How many Spurs fans does there need to be in the chelsea end before we can officially call it the "Spurs other end":grin: