What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[wingvaldsen]

Copied from Reddit for some clarification:

Algorithm:

• Count team name/adjective pairs used in the same sentence.
• Filter out blacklisted adjectives (nationalities, colors, ...).
• Exclude N most popular adjectives: they are too generic.
• Score adjectives. Promote somewhat unusual words.
• Take top 3 adjectives per team.

 

[RichieS]

We are dirty and bloody good at it as well.

 

[riggi]

So supposedly a reddit user created an algorithm to detect the 3 most popular words associated with PL teams.

Brighton made me laugh.

 

[Insomnia]

Brighton made me get in touch with my sexuality.

fyp

 

[riggi]

fyp

When in Rome.

 

[VertongHen]

From Redcafe (about buying Eric Dier):

Levy should be honoured to deal with a club of the imperious stature of Manchester United. A £27.5m bid should see him deal.

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

Anyone saying Lukaku is better than Kane yet?

 

[robbiedee]

Anyone saying Lukaku is better than Kane yet?

On Redcafe that goes without saying...

 

[Insomnia]

From Redcafe (about buying Eric Dier):


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****'s, proper ****'s

 

[riggi]

****'s, proper ****'s

On their day, no fans worse.

 

[alfie103]

From Redcafe (about buying Eric Dier):


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Apparently Glastonspurs has had a meltdown on there about Eric Dier.

 

[VertongHen]

Apparently Glastonspurs has had a meltdown on there about Eric Dier.

Yup. After all this time putting up with the Man Utd fans should*t it seems he finally snapped

Glaston: "I'm content with how Spurs are progressing and what we achieved last season. If you're happy with United's progression, then great ... we're both happy.

But - oh dear! - some United fans are NOT happy at hearing that Dier will NOT be playing for them next season. They WANT WANT WANT, and stamp their feet and get all huffy because DADDY is not giving them what they WANT WANT WANT.

But DADDY can't give them what they WANT WANT WANT because - and contrary to what they've led to believe - DADDY has to deal with other daddies, some of whom couldn't give a stuffed parrot for what DADDY'S little children WANT WANT WANT.

So DADDY'S little children will have to wait until Xmas for their next batch of shiny new toys, even tho' they got tired of the last lot before the end of January had arrived and soon WANTED WANTED WANTED more."

 

[mark87]

He should have just stopped after the first paragraph

 

[RichieS]

From Redcafe (about buying Eric Dier):


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There's no way that's serious.

 

[michaelden]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/lukaku-vs-other-top-strikers-in-the-league.430507/

I have compiled few stats from Premier league official website and squwka comparing last 2 seasons of Lukaku vs Kane and Aguero.

I considered last 2 seasons as I thought that gives more accurate stats than overall (as Lukaku and Kane were young players vs Aguero was at his peak)

Few interesting observations:

• All 3 players' mins per Goals + assists is more or less same
• Lukaku scored 8 goals in 22 games vs Top 6, which is a very good record considering he played for Everton
• Lukaku scored in 42% of the games, his percentage would have been higher or even closer to other 2 had I excluded the games where they scored from penalties (couldn't find the stats), so Lukaku scoring goals in bursts is a common theme for any striker.
• His injury record is excellent. Played in 74 out of 76 league games. 1 was unused sub and 1 was not in squad.
• He has created most chances and most big chances than the other 2.
• He is better dribbler than Kane.
• Kane and Lukaku scored 12 and 11 goals from weaker foot which is a good record.
• I excluded aerial duels in the stats, but Lukaku wins that won by a big margin.
• Considering the strengths of the teams they played for, Lukaku's record is very good.

One stat that lukaku shits all over kane : he's a united player.

 

[mark87]

But forget to mention the all important stat for any striker and that's 54 in 68 for Kane and 43 in 74 for lukaku. No further mention of that stat, unsurprising really.

 

[danielneeds]

No doubt Lukaku will be talked up endlessly by United media and fans now.

 

[mark87]

Can't wait for Kane to out score Lukaku this season, it'll be interesting what excuses they come up with.

 

[E17yid]

Can't wait for Kane to out score Lukaku this season, it'll be interesting what excuses they come up with.

Gooner at work is very confident that Lacazette will outscore Kane next season. £50 confident.

 

[millsey]

Gooner at work is very confident that Lacazette will outscore Kane next season. £50 confident.

May be close. Will depend which team has better season too