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What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

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Buggsy61

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Gooner at work is very confident that Lacazette will outscore Kane next season. £50 confident.
Probably too late now but I would have asked to take European goals out of the equation, as Lacazette will no doubt get a few run outs against 11 dustbins in the Europa League!
 

E17yid

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Probably too late now but I would have asked to take European goals out of the equation, as Lacazette will no doubt get a few run outs against 11 dustbins in the Europa League!

I did think that but I'm reasonably happy. He was being a prick anyway so I just wanted to shut him up and took the bet.

If Kane stays injury free then he walks it, imo.

Knowing me I've just massively jinxed it but fuck it.
 

VertongHen

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Also my favourite from the whole Eric Dier thread.

Manc fan:

"
I'm confident of getting Dier. Spurs need to sell because Brexit"

WTF are some of these knobs smoking :ROFLMAO:
 

mark87

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After Kane's first full season I had a £10 bet with ANOTHER SPURS FAN that he would score 15+ goals in the following season. That was just like printing money.
 

ljinko888

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In Glaston's defence, his staunch claims of Bale > Nani and Kyle Walker > Rafael da Silva - which were ridiculed and mocked - have turned out right.
 

Lilbaz

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In Glaston's defence, his staunch claims of Bale > Nani and Kyle Walker > Rafael da Silva - which were ridiculed and mocked - have turned out right.

It's how he goes about it that pisses off utd fans and makes spurs fans cringe.

All aboard the kane train, choo choo!
 

BehindEnemyLines

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Yep, he's pretty much on the button most of the time, but there's a time to be loud and feisty, and a time to stay quiet and be diplomatic......... And no matter how true, a Man Utd forum isn't the place to tell them they're all spoilt brats.
 

shelfmonkey

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Yep, he's pretty much on the button most of the time, but there's a time to be loud and feisty, and a time to stay quiet and be diplomatic......... And no matter how true, a Man Utd forum isn't the place to tell them they're all spoilt brats.

Oh yes it is and good on him!
 

Col_M

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Love the way he throws in Ariel duels as if that's meant to measure the ability of a striker and also says that he's a better dribbler just like that, fucking football fans are jokers sometimes. :D
Who has the cleanest washing?
 

VertongHen

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In Glaston's defence, his staunch claims of Bale > Nani and Kyle Walker > Rafael da Silva - which were ridiculed and mocked - have turned out right.
Tbh I don't think Glaston is actually too bad, he makes valid points the majority of the time, he just says them in a really arrogant way.

Also the Man Utd fans are absolute twats to him. The conversations generally go;

Man Utd fan #1: "LINGURD IS DA BEST PLAYUUUR IN DE LEAGUE!!! HE BETUR THAN TOTTINHUM'S SHITIE PLAYUURS!!!"
Glaston: "
Lol no. Alli is way better than him"
Man Utd fan #2: "
HAR HAR. LINGUARD IS WAYY BETUR THAN SMELLI ALLI. GLASTUN IS JUST SALTIE CUZ SPURS DONT WIN TROFIESS!!!"
Glaston: "
No, I was just saying Lingard isn't better than Alli"
Man Utd fan #3: "
HAR HAR! GLASTIN JUST SAD DAT SPUDS WILL ALWAYS BEE IN GLOREUS MAN UNITIDS SHADOW."

I can't even blame him for finally snapping. Take away the cap locks on that conversation and it's barely an exaggeration...
 

topper

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Tbh I don't think Glaston is actually too bad, he makes valid points the majority of the time, he just says them in a really arrogant way.

Also the Man Utd fans are absolute twats to him. The conversations generally go;

Man Utd fan #1: "LINGURD IS DA BEST PLAYUUUR IN DE LEAGUE!!! HE BETUR THAN TOTTINHUM'S SHITIE PLAYUURS!!!"
Glaston: "
Lol no. Alli is way better than him"
Man Utd fan #2: "
HAR HAR. LINGUARD IS WAYY BETUR THAN SMELLI ALLI. GLASTUN IS JUST SALTIE CUZ SPURS DONT WIN TROFIESS!!!"
Glaston: "
No, I was just saying Lingard isn't better than Alli"
Man Utd fan #3: "
HAR HAR! GLASTIN JUST SAD DAT SPUDS WILL ALWAYS BEE IN GLOREUS MAN UNITIDS SHADOW."

I can't even blame him for finally snapping. Take away the cap locks on that conversation and it's barely an exaggeration...
Can someone please translate the manc drivel?
 

mano-obe

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That's either one of their Malay fans that type in caps lock, a City fan on the wind up or just your average United fan. Can't work out which is which
 
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