What our opponents' fans are saying about us 17/18

[TheChosenOne]

they will come out with we only did it with 4 players compared to their 5, only difference being we had players involved in 66, yet they weren't at 2018

Ahem... Sir Alfred Of Ramsey, Tottenhamshire was the manager in 1966

 

[tiger666]

Ahem... Sir Alfred Of Ramsey, Tottenhamshire was the manager in 1966

He was from Essex.

 

[TheChosenOne]

He was from Essex.

Dagenham* - I know. I was using a bit of poetic licence.

*a.k.a - Corned Beef City.

 

[Lilbaz]

He was from Essex.

He played for spurs.

 

[Lilbaz]

Ahem... Sir Alfred Of Ramsey, Tottenhamshire was the manager in 1966

What is tottenhamshire? Tottenham is in middlesex isn't it?

 

[Col_M]

What is tottenhamshire? Tottenham is in middlesex isn't it?

If he put Tottensex @Houdini would be sniffing round.

 

[TheChosenOne]

What is tottenhamshire? Tottenham is in middlesex isn't it?

I made it up. Tottenham is in Haringey, was also called Harringay.

Formerly in the County of Middlesex like a lot of London, North of the City (including Holloway and Islington)

 

[Houdini]

I only know one joke about Middlesex...thank you Arthur Haynes.

 

[neilp]

I only know one joke about Middlesex...thank you Arthur Haynes.

Well share it then

 

[TheChosenOne]

I only know one joke about Middlesex...thank you Arthur Haynes.

I don't know any.

 

[Houdini]

Well share it then

well, actually it's a sketch.

2 porters are designating hospitals for incoming patients and the first casualty is a woman and she is sent to the women's hospital, next is a man and he is sent to the mens hospital...the third is a long haired individual dressed in clothes that can be described as uni-sex and who's gender cannot be determined and is therefor sent to MIDDLESEX hospital.

yeah, laugh your fucking head off, why don't ya!

 

[Lilbaz]

well, actually it's a sketch.

2 porters are designating hospitals for incoming patients and the first casualty is a woman and she is sent to the women's hospital, next is a man and he is sent to the mens hospital...the third is a long haired individual dressed in clothes that can be described as uni-sex and who's gender cannot be determined and is therefor sent to MIDDLESEX hospital.

yeah, laugh your fucking head off, why don't ya!

Mum worked at the middlesex hospital it's now a great restaraunt and apartments.

 

[TheChosenOne]

well, actually it's a sketch.

2 porters are designating hospitals for incoming patients and the first casualty is a woman and she is sent to the women's hospital, next is a man and he is sent to the mens hospital...the third is a long haired individual dressed in clothes that can be described as uni-sex and who's gender cannot be determined and is therefor sent to MIDDLESEX hospital.

yeah, laugh your fucking head off, why don't ya!

My eldest daughter is 42 years young today - She was born a mile or so up the road from WHL in the Norf Middlsex Hospital during the hottest day of that summer of 1976.

She is female.

 

[Houdini]

Mum worked at the middlesex hospital it's now a great restaraunt and apartments.

I didnt know it had closed, baz... Peter Sellers died at that hospital...i think!

 

[Houdini]

My eldest daughter is 42 years young today - She was born a mile or so up the road from WHL in the Norf Middlsex Hospital during the hottest day of that summer of 1976.

She is female.

Wish her happy birthday from me and tell her she dont look a day over 32... x

 

[neilp]

well, actually it's a sketch.

2 porters are designating hospitals for incoming patients and the first casualty is a woman and she is sent to the women's hospital, next is a man and he is sent to the mens hospital...the third is a long haired individual dressed in clothes that can be described as uni-sex and who's gender cannot be determined and is therefor sent to MIDDLESEX hospital.

yeah, laugh your fucking head off, why don't ya!

I’m sorry I asked now.

 

[DiscoD1882]

Can we move all hospital chatter to the Hospital thread below

http://http://www.spurscommunity.co...ondonhospitals/Thereisntone/imadethisthreadup

Thanks

 

[riggi]

You just made me think that we could go around for years saying we won the world cup for England just like the spammers do about '66.
That would be glorious

EDIT: change the 1882 name to 2018
name a stand reception area to mention winning the world cup
put up a huge world cup statue of some kind
I'm sure they would be great

I've already been doing that.

 

[Gb160]

I've already been doing that.

You're like that bloke in the ITV adverts getting the tattoo arent u riggs?

 

[riggi]

Getting a bit ahead of ourselves lads.