What's the most Spursy way this ends?

[Rob]

Winning the League Cup on Sunday and then having it revoked and it gets awarded to Brentford?

Points deduction but then Man Utd/Liverpool do some sort of deal and bring in Ajax and Celtic instead of us?

 

[Lighty64]

the government refuse us a license to carry out any events including football in the stadium

 

[carmeldevil]

ESL gets dissolved in one week and we are relegated to the fifth division along with Arseholes.

 

[Amo]

This all goes tits-up and is dissolved. The other elite clubs plus the elite clubs not in the ESL then go alone and form a new League completely seperate from the rest of football and we're not in it. We get punished and relegated to Goals Five-A-Side AstroTurf rental while all the others either carry on or join the new League.

 

[Metalhead]

Dulux offer a shitload of paint at discount price but when the tins turn up, none of them have any labels.

 

[LeParisien]

ESL gets dissolved in one week and we are relegated to the fifth division along with Arseholes.

What a great outcome

 

[SonicSarr]

We are winning the ESL with game left but get chucked out as Levy hasn't paid our entry fee by the deadline. All because he was negotiating some complicated installment offsetting deal to save a few quid.

 

[leray]

UEFA and the Superleague make a deal, but 2 clubs needs to be dropped from the competition and it's us and Al-Ahly.

 

[dk-yid]

Levy bargains too hard for a fair share of earnings only to piss of the rest of the chairmen only for us to be replaced by the scummy club run by the Dildo brothers....

 

[offside_ruel_fox]

We only got the invite as the fall guy. When it goes tits up all the other clubs point the finger at us. They go back to their leagues and we have to start again at the bottom of the football pyramid.

 

[Sum Monsterism]

The BIG teams in the ESL buy all our players - and we are asked stupid money by every club in all leagues for replacements.

Afterall they're miffed AND know we have stupid money.

We end up living off free transfers and ars*ehole players on crazy wages, sat at the bottom of a twelve team league table.

Perennial midtable team with the bonus that you'll never be lower than the convential midway point of a - y'know; proper league - a dead rubber.

Every year forever. Like a waiting room that has a live feed of Tottenham geting decimated week-in week-out, on a screen that has different three-letter abreviations in the top left corner.

We deserve nothing less.

 

[Swalien]

We score in the 90th minute of the game to win the cup final, but just before the final whistle some VAR technician manages to get the game stopped and the referee has to look at an incident which happened in the first minute of the game where the ball touched one of our defenders long nail on their pinky finger, the subsequent play from after the first minute is whipped off, UAE City then get awarded a penalty and score, the referee then blows the full time whistle we lose 1-0.

We then win all our games and and qualify for Champions league.

We then get kicked out of the league for trying to go to the super league, the super league starts but we lose our entry as they only want 5 teams from england, we drop out after alphabetical sorting.

Levy then manages to get us a deal to join the NFL american football league . . . .

Kane stays

 

[idontgetit]

Win the League Cup but get disqualified. Finish 4th but get deducted points. Turn up for ESL but they forgot we registered and ask where Mourinho and Bale are. Mourinho tells everyone he quit over ESL. FA don't relegate us but make a law saying we have to take Mourinho back. Passive aggressive Mourinho rejoins for eight years, tries to prove you can win the league with eleven CB's.

 

[mattstev2000]

We somehow get relegated from a league that we can't get relegated from.

 

[richard_gleeson]

Man Utd only let us in the Super League if they got Kane in small yearly installments so we reluctantly agree, but the Super League doesn't go ahead a week after the deal is announced and we also get banned from the premier League and Europe for 5 years because of our involvement.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

We gain some fans in Malaysia and Delaware, but lose some in Essex and Sussex.

 

[Aphex]

This

 

[EssexSH27]

Merged with Arsenal and Chelsea to be a one London team.

 

[LSUY]

Kicked out the EPL, Saudi Arabia nukes Qatar causing Man City to collapse, Spain elects a government that decides Real and Barca should be paying taxes, Juve and AC get caught up in another match fixing scandal that sends them to Serie H, Roman Abramovich vanishes during a yachting holiday and Chelsea discover his wealth is gone, the ESL dissolves, and we all end up travelling on coach to Bognor Regis for our Isthmian League fixture where undoubtedly Dier, Doherty and Sissoko will still be on our books.

 

[Franc]

Perez dies, Mourinho becomes the inaugural chairman of the ESL and installs himself as our manager.