Where isn't Danny Rose?

[mattyspurs]

This is so concerning that I will think you will have to create a map for the whole Universe.

I'll start off, he isn't in the Sun



Fuck, wait a minute... maybe....

I was gonna ask if he's hanging on to the tails of Comet Ison, but I haven't seen that fucker yet either!!

 

[DiscoD1882]

He wasn't playing football with me tonight. I was looking for his overlaps but he wasn't there and the ball kept going out of play.

 

[Dinghy]

Sorry guys... Just realised I didn't update the situation last night...









I went back to Tescos...

He's not hiding behind the trolley shelter in the corner of the car park...


And he's still not in my boot.

Hope I didn't disappoint anyone with my tardiness or delay anyone from checking elsewhere...

 

[dk-yid]

It took a while, cause there are lots and lots of people here that look like him here .... but I have to conclude that he is not in Kampala.

 

[Ionman34]

Apparently Wally is rather pissed as Danny's muscling in on his business.
If he see's him in a Red, stripey jumper then he's going to sue.

 

[fatpiranha]

He's not in my cellar chained to a spacehopper, wearing a Ronald Reagan mask and smeared with kumquat marmalade, slowly being licked to death by frugivorous tortoises.

 

[DiscoD1882]

He's not in my cellar chained to a spacehopper, wearing a Ronald Reagan mask and smeared with kumquat marmalade, slowly being licked to death by frugivorous tortoises.

intruiging. who is though?

 

[Leachie]

I was in a Nepalese restaurant last night. We can rule out Nepal. He's not there.

 

[Pedro]

Found him, he's in the team for Fulham thread.

 

[Huddlestone22]

Just went to use the loo, he's not there.

 

[shelfmonkey]

just finished my lunch, he wasn't in the bottom of my chip bag.

 

[neptunes]

AVB found him. Might be in the squad come this w/end

 

[Flashp]

Hey guys, just wanted to thank you for doing my job for me

Regards, the NSA

 

[Stoof]

My mate thought he saw him on the bench at the weekend, but I had to correct him by confirming that it was in fact Steffen Freund.

And by my mate, I mean my penis specifically my japs eye - which apparently contains no seeing ability despite being an eye.

I forget why I posted.

ARBEIT.

 

[dagraham]

Aliens. I keep telling everyone, its not the first time. Beware of the probes people.

You know when Walker does something so odd and out of place? Just like on Sunday about 30min in? Them's the probes. They're fucking with us........

 

[TaoistMonkey]

 

[onthetwo]

He's not at Arlanda airport either.

 

[Kingstheman]

Has anyone called him with 'The pipes, the pipes'?

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

he is most definitely not the guy who just delivered a large amount of Lebanese Take away..this guy kicked the gate shut withi his right foot... and he didn't get carried off by medics..

 

[ravo]

Hating to be a little serious, but someone had ITK on Twitter saying he has a problem with the ball of his foot, but should be back in the squad for the Liverpool game.