Which one of you has a girlfriend problem?

[TottenhamMattSpur]

Try 24 and 27. And I agree. Fuck that bollocks.

Tbh, the sheer thought of either mystifies me sometimes.
It's taken more effort getting to 4.5 years than it took Spurs to get to the final

 

[mil1lion]

She sounds like a proper nagger. I mean it's far easier to get a girl pregnant than to score a 2nd half hat trick in the Chmapions League. So of course he's going to go a lot crazier over the winning CL goal.

 

[Gilzeanking]

And yeah, I did ask if we could call the new arrival Moura, we’re expecting a girl. That one was a no, though.

Moureen ?

 

[newbie]

she sounds quite reasonable and rational it must be bullshit!

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Moan about prioritising an away match in Hull on a rainy November night, that's fine. But CL final is sacred.

 

[Monkey boy]

She’s hiding something. Possibly a penis.

Where is she hiding it though ?