Bruno Fernandes

[doctor stefan Freud]

I have a message for this charlatan ?

Hey there G2 how are you doing?
There’s a new kid in town and your due a shoeing.

I’ve not seen your work, not heard your rhyme

Move over dude, as it’s now Rikkis time.

I’m in Londis right now and tears are streaming

 

[RikkiRocket]

I’m in Londis right now and tears are streaming

Can you get me some strawberry’s please. Ta.

 

[Deep Left]

Fernandes looks like the perfect Eriksen replacement in my opinion. Long range shooting, scoring, creativity, assists and hard working...the lot!

I work with A LOT of Portuguese people and they say Fernandes is one of, if not, the best players in the Portuguese league (depends on whether you speak to a benfica fan) and who ever he goes to, he will shine. I think he will fit perfectly in the Premier league.

I reckon Eriksen should go if it's to be believed that his head isn't in it anymore.

Fernandes and Lo Celso as his replacement seems very optimistic but I really hope we can do both these deals with less than a week to go!

 

[Springerding]

Okay, just for you.

Could be Lo celso, dybala now it’s Bruno
I don’t know any more, do you know?

I’m confused cos they all look good
But it’s gareth Bale that gives me wood.

Is it his flair or is it his hair
that gives you wood
Is it a trick or dya just like di..

i'll get me coat ...

 

[RikkiRocket]

Is it his flair or is it his hair
that gives you wood
Is it a trick or dya just like di..

i'll get me coat ...

This is so awful it’s almost unlawful
May I suggest you give it a rest ?

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

I have a message for this charlatan ?

Hey there G2 how are you doing?
There’s a new kid in town and your due a shoeing.

I’ve not seen your work, not heard your rhyme

Move over dude, as it’s now Rikkis time.

*you're

 

[dagraham]

I just cannot see a scenario where we sign both GLC and Fernandes. It will be either/or as Eriksen’s replacement.

Hope I’m wrong, but I’ve seen too many transfer windows play out to believe otherwise.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I just cannot see a scenario where we sign both GLC and Fernandes. It will be either/or as Eriksen’s replacement.

Hope I’m wrong, but I’ve seen too many transfer windows play out to believe otherwise.

I’d say this is the most likely outcome. Sadly.

It wouldn’t leave us badly off, but we’d be slightly lacking options and would be a bit thin

 

[Deleted member 27995]

I just cannot see a scenario where we sign both GLC and Fernandes. It will be either/or as Eriksen’s replacement.

Hope I’m wrong, but I’ve seen too many transfer windows play out to believe otherwise.

I don't feel confident about any of it. Too many 'if's' still involved. One of them (transfers in) have to break in the next 48 hours otherwise I think it's panic stations.

 

[COYS Forever]

‘New meeting today between Spurs and Sporting’

 

[dagraham]

I’d say this is the most likely outcome. Sadly.

It wouldn’t leave us badly off, but we’d be slightly lacking options and would be a bit thin

We’d be left weaker ( even accounting for Ndombele). GLC or Fernandes may never reach Eriksen’s level. That’s a matter for conjecture, but one thing is for sure is that they are not going to be at his level next season.

 

[DJS]

He seems like he’d be rather tasty!

 

[Primativ]

Having now watched the obligatory YouTube videos, he looks class!

 

[Primativ]

‘New meeting today between Spurs and Sporting’

Sounds like we are trying to get this one done very quickly if so..

 

[barry]

Sounds like we are trying to get this one done very quickly if so..

Probably heard Pauly D might reject United. Need to get it sorted before then. When United get desperate the money starts a flying.

 

[hughy]

Why does each bid require a new meeting? I'd love to be a fly on the wall when these meetings take place.

 

[nedley]

If we sign this guy it'll be in the next couple of days.

 

[hughy]

Also I might have missed it but is there any indication that Fernandes wants to come to us? I invisage us agreeing a fee, United matching it, and him choosing them over us.

 

[DJS]

I feel this dude may genuinely step us up a level (if we manage to pull this coupe off).

Could be one of our best signings for a long time.

But I know to be cautious in my optimism as we haven’t pulled one off for an attacking player like this for some time.

 

[DJS]

Would be great if we can get ourselves to the stage that players reject Man United for us, we’re not there yet though.