Match Threads Everton vs Spurs - Match Thread - Day 32

[teok]

Everton have some key players missing but I remember saying that before the newcastle game. ?



I pretty much agree.....

 

[tony0379]

Didn't even know we were playing tonight

 

[walton]

Well at least we won't be disappointing anyone on Saturday or Sunday; makes a nice change.

 

[teok]

Didn't even know we were playing tonight

I was just looking out the window thinking what nice sunny morning it was and I saw the match thread.

 

[Gbspurs]

I'm at the point now that even in the rare eventuality that we play well and win I just couldn't get excited. We've had so many false dawns already and I can't see it getting better.

 

[ghjk_91]

I had a dream last night that Everton won a corner they shouldn't have got and then Lloris made a routine save. My apathy towards this game has even reached my dreams.

 

[spursfan77]

Fuck me, this game has come around quickly.

 

[VegasII]

Two dinosaurs fighting over a free supply of Viagra.

 

[slartibartfast]

Didn't even know we were playing tonight

Thou shalt not play on Saturdays.
Strange rule that only seems to apply to us lol.
Still hold that most Monday nights on the bounce title.

 

[Serpico]

Win this tonight.

Win this and give us all hope which then is followed with despair. Im wishing the season over and expect a large laxative sent through the club which should clean the bowels of hopelessness.

 

[Oh Teddy Teddy]

Either way, we need a bit of momentum ahead of the final. Everton are horrendously overrated and without their star man.

Kane to get us over the line with a narrow win.

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

If we lose the Mourinho thread will groundhog itself into frenzy so fierce that you'd think someone has thrown a pork chop into a tank full of piranha fish. This thread won't be pretty either.

Actually, win, lose or draw, the coating Mourinho will get is sponsored by Dulux. I think we're condemned to this until the trigger is pulled.

I'm starting to get the impression that people aren't very happy

 

[Flashp]

Well, at least I won't have my weekend ruined by Spurs, I can hopefully leave the disappointment in the working week.

 

[wirE]

We haven't played a Friday night match in ages. Let's not ruin the weekend, ey?
I predict a win for us tonight as Everton have massive injuries atm and DCL is reported out

3-0

 

[rossdapep]

Looking forward to this one!

 

[JimmyG2]

Win this tonight.

Win this and give us all hope which then is followed with despair. Im wishing the season over and expect a large laxative sent through the club which should clean the bowels of hopelessness.

'Bowels of Hopelessness'
I think you mean 'The Slough of Despond'
Lose tonight and we'll be in the
Valley of Humiliation before reaching the Valley the Shadow of Death.

 

[bubble07]

This is the final roll of the dice. League season over unless we win

 

[GutBucket]

Maybe if Bale started the match I could get excited or if Lo Celso played in his position. Luckily Doherty is out so I think we win or draw.

 

[hughy]

I'm at the point now that even in the rare eventuality that we play well and win I just couldn't get excited. We've had so many false dawns already and I can't see it getting better.

Yep. Win tonight and we'll only go and drop points against Southampton.

This season is an absolute write-off.

 

[Westmorlandspur]

Everybody likes Ancelotti, consequently he doesn’t get much stick when things are not going too well.
Everton are quite defensive and the way things are going will not be anywhere near Europe.