Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[absolute bobbins]

Jacked up on CNP gels this evening (thanks a bunch Bale, stressing me out and making me go cycling) I went over to the bombsite that is the big red shite of RAWK

Spurs are a small club
Nowhere near Arsenal and know where near us
If Suarez wants to go there he is welcome for £65m pounds
Heck Spurs have 85m
Lets do an Andy Carroll on them
If Bale is worth 85m then Suarez is worth at least 60m

Why the hell would he go there.
They won't pay him massive money, they aren't in the CL and they won't win anything.

If Madrid value Bale at 85m and have a reported 100m to bid on him
Which is fucking ridiculous
Suarez is the bargain of the window at 50-55m
Bale 85m
What the fuck are Madrid smoking?

 

[Misfit]

Ugh, I typed out something long and devastatingly cutting but eh. Simply can't be fuct.

You had Paul Konchesky playing LB for you a couple of seasons back. Wake up FFS.

 

[WalkerboyUK]

How is "man-up" a gender related piece of abuse?!?
I'd always thought of it more of "stop being a baby" rather than accusation of being like a girl.....
Besides which, can any of them say "Spaz" without spitting a lake???

 

[HobbitSpur]

Why is Stewart Downing on this list as a disability, I know that he didn't have a great season but that is a bit strong in my book!!

 

[Misfit]

How is "man-up" a gender related piece of abuse?!?
I'd always thought of it more of "stop being a baby" rather than accusation of being like a girl.....
Besides which, can any of them say "Spaz" without spitting a lake???

Cheer up, you can still call someone a mong at Pool.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Cheer up Man up, you can still call someone a mong at Pool.

 

[Col_M]

Omg it's real!!

I never believed it, it was so ridiculous! Just read on Bbc sport that a blogger was objecting to Rent Boy being on the list too.

Only in Liverpool

 

[absolute bobbins]

Omg it's real!!

I never believed it, it was so ridiculous! Just read on Bbc sport that a blogger was objecting to Rent Boy being on the list too.

Only in Liverpool

Is the blogger a rent boy/gigolo/male escort?

 

[ItsBoris]

Jacked up on CNP gels this evening (thanks a bunch Bale, stressing me out and making me go cycling) I went over to the bombsite that is the big red shite of RAWK

"Nowhere near Arsenal and know where near us"

He's right we're a long way away from them - 11 points above to be precise.

Also just something that amused me - he spelled "nowhere" correctly at the beginning of the sentence, but reverted to "know where" in the middle of the sentence. He literally spells it right, then types 3 more words, and spells the exact same fucking word drastically wrong. lol.

 

[Shadydan]

 

[RichieS]

You forgot "Heysel".

 

[Kushal]

You also left out "We won the passing"

 

[SonicSarr]

Omg it's real!!

I never believed it, it was so ridiculous! Just read on Bbc sport that a blogger was objecting to Rent Boy being on the list too.

Only in Liverpool

Dey do dat der doh dont deh

 

[markt]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23543131

Anyone fancy saying Spurs are really close to signing Diego Costa on RAWK? Or would that be a bit harsh after stealing Caulker from under them?

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

If Liverpool keep Suarez and sign him... And we sell Bale. I won't be laughing as they'll probably finish above us

 

[Misfit]

If Liverpool keep Suarez and sign him... And we sell Bale. I won't be laughing as they'll probably finish above us

Yeah nah.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Yeah nah.

I think my post was made just after JJ's info on Bale, forgive me guiz... I was being dramatic.

 

[Misfit]

Oh forgiven matey. No skin off my nose. It's all part of the process. There there, EY. Let it all out. Have a good cry, you'll feel better. Now, we'll not mention this again.

 

[Spurger King]

Isn't that a page from Suarez's 'learn to speak English' book?

 

[sim0n]

that letter is mind boggling....

on another note, although they insist they are not selling suarez, they are bidding on their 3rd striker this transfer window. They met the 21 mil escape clause bid for diego costa from atletico madrid.... but suarez is not going...