Let's All Laugh At... let's all laugh at United

[Trix]

2 of their most expensive signings ETH doesn’t want but Sancho and Maguire will sit where they are, bother woild get wages anywhere close to what they are in.

Are you trying your hand at being a @Hercules tribute act?

 

[brasil_spur]

He injured her so bad he exposed her bone?!?!? Seriously, a normal prison isnt enough for people who beat women. And doing so this badly?!?!? Im morally against torture but…..yeah. Get this guy to Gitmo. Fucking garbage human. The accusations came out months ago. This is just more stuff! Shame on United for not suspending him already pending the investigation & shame on Ten Hag for playing him every game. This is disgusting.

Also in Brazil, with the money he has, this would be fairly easy to shut down if it was a minor thing.

 

[Mycroft Jones]

I genuinely thought it was some random predictive text change from Mount..

Hojlund impressed me when he came on yesterday. Definitely seems up for a fight with defenders.

I'm sure United looked at all sorts of clever data but he was outscored by Premier League legend Ademola Lookman both in total goals scored and minutes per goal in that Atalanta team last season. Also Scamacca has scored two in three games for the same team this season.

 

[Misfit]

What a trash club

 

[Gareth88]

Let the meltdown continue for many many a year.

 

[philll]

I wonder if they considered that Onana might un-retire from his national team when they signed him...

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Who knows where the truth lies - but fair play for Antony for at least putting out a public statement on the issue.

 

[cwy21]

ETH after Antony news: Hey Sancho you know I was just joking about the whole training thing right?

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Antony has been removed from the Brazilian National team. It will be interesting to see if United do anything. Probably will depend on how much public pressure they get in the next couple of weeks.

 

[sundanceyid10]

Antony has been removed from the Brazilian National team. It will be interesting to see if United do anything. Probably will depend on how much public pressure they get in the next couple of weeks.

I’ve just read about this, looked up the news and seen what are the alleged texts and photographs. If they are true then i can only see him being suspended or out at United.

 

[cwy21]

Antony has been removed from the Brazilian National team. It will be interesting to see if United do anything. Probably will depend on how much public pressure they get in the next couple of weeks.

After Greenwood (however you feel about that situation) I can't imagine United will get a lot of free reign. Their fan base is already fractured.

 

[Timbo Tottenham]

Although, and we all know who this is, but I still won’t make it explicit, the other club with the player accused of rape has been playing him throughout. Suspiciously injured for the next 3/4 months though. Surely there would be a massive backlash if he ever gets found guilty…

 

[philll]

The little sound bites are coming out...

 

[Tucker]

The little sound bites are coming out...

All a bit nasty isn’t it. The rumours were that he was struggling with mental health issues last season, so United tried to help him through it. Now they’re leaking this kind of stuff.

Looks to me like they paid for an expensive doctor expecting it to solve the issue like a broken leg, when mental health doesn’t always just get better like that.

 

[muppetman]

To the tune of Maneater (Hall & Oates)


Whooaa here he comes
Watch out girls he'll beat you up
Whooaa here he comes
He's a wife beater

Not really a joking matter tbh.

 

[Japhet]

Not really a joking matter tbh.

Who's joking? Opposition fans should be giving him as much shit as possible for beating up a woman.

 

[HildoSpur]

Who knows where the truth lies - but fair play for Antony for at least putting out a public statement on the issue.

No way he wrote that lol it will have been somebody on his team.

This is all pretty shocking though. Greenwood and now this. You also have Sancho who appears to have as bad an attitude as N'Dombele. Serious issues in that club.

 

[muppetman]

Who's joking? Opposition fans should be giving him as much shit as possible for beating up a woman.

and you think that's appropriate and any women in the crowd would be OK with it?

 

[kmk]

Who's joking? Opposition fans should be giving him as much shit as possible for beating up a woman.

I’m not comfortable with deciding that a player is guilty, until the case has gone through the legal process.