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homer hotspur

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Could be. I saw Ben Jacobs report on it, plus he was dropped from the national team so I assumed it was in the public sphere.
Unfortunately, they seem to have done very well in spending the Rice money. I think they will be up amongst our group of teams this season. We need to take full advantage of our lack of Europe this season.
 

1882andallthat

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You're NOT massive ;
You've NEVER been European Champions - last time I looked they've never even been in the Champions League let alone won it; and
You've NEVER won the bloody World Cup - I've searched on a map and a detailed atlas and I've never seen a country called West Ham so you've never even played one qualifying game, even San Marino can better you on that front, you muppets.

So stop trying to boast to everyone and make false and outrageous claims that you are massive and you have won those things....
 
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mill

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I’ve just learned that the Czech who owns 27% of West Ham goes by the name of Kretinsky, sounds perfect for them
 

whitechina

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Why are they trying to expand their stadium?
They can't fill what they have unless they give tickets away?
Delusions of grandeur once again from them is all
 

1882andallthat

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Last season Bolton Wanderers won the EFL Trophy which is sponsored by Bristol Street Motors.

The competition follows a similar format to the Europa Conference League where smaller teams play in a league format which then migrates into a knock out format.

Funny enough we don't hear Bolton Wanderers regularly singing at games and going everywhere boasting and mouthing off to everyone in earshot that they're massive everywhere they go or that they're Champions of England.....just saying.....but for some reason we do hear a fair bit of of noise from a lot of a wanna be gangsters crossing their arms wearing Peaky Blinder caps, shouting about being massive and self proclaiming themselves Champions of Europe.....
 

muppetman

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Last season Bolton Wanderers won the EFL Trophy which is sponsored by Bristol Street Motors.

The competition follows a similar format to the Europa Conference League where smaller teams play in a league format which then migrates into a knock out format.

Funny enough we don't hear Bolton Wanderers regularly singing at games and going everywhere boasting and mouthing off to everyone in earshot that they're massive everywhere they go or that they're Champions of England.....just saying.....but for some reason we do hear a fair bit of of noise from a lot of a wanna be gangsters crossing their arms wearing Peaky Blinder caps, shouting about being massive and self proclaiming themselves Champions of Europe.....
It's almost as if they are on a deliberate wind up . . . :cautious:
 

Tucker

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Last season Bolton Wanderers won the EFL Trophy which is sponsored by Bristol Street Motors.

The competition follows a similar format to the Europa Conference League where smaller teams play in a league format which then migrates into a knock out format.

Funny enough we don't hear Bolton Wanderers regularly singing at games and going everywhere boasting and mouthing off to everyone in earshot that they're massive everywhere they go or that they're Champions of England.....just saying.....but for some reason we do hear a fair bit of of noise from a lot of a wanna be gangsters crossing their arms wearing Peaky Blinder caps, shouting about being massive and self proclaiming themselves Champions of Europe.....
They’re having a bit of fun, they aren’t being serious about it. I think it’s pretty funny of them myself. Fans having a laugh at the football should be what it’s all about no?
 

aliyid

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So tomorrow we're likely to hear 90 solid mins of chanting about them being champions of Europe... the guys I sit with have already said they're going to get proper wound up about it (I think it's quite funny myself) but what if anything can we chant back in response (other than laughter)
 

Trix

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So tomorrow we're likely to hear 90 solid mins of chanting about them being champions of Europe... the guys I sit with have already said they're going to get proper wound up about it (I think it's quite funny myself) but what if anything can we chant back in response (other than laughter)
:singing:"2019 Audi cup Winners":singing:
 

easley91

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So tomorrow we're likely to hear 90 solid mins of chanting about them being champions of Europe... the guys I sit with have already said they're going to get proper wound up about it (I think it's quite funny myself) but what if anything can we chant back in response (other than laughter)
"Sit down, shut up. Sit down, shut up." will do.
 

1882andallthat

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They’re having a bit of fun, they aren’t being serious about it. I think it’s pretty funny of them myself. Fans having a laugh at the football should be what it’s all about no?
I'm not saying I'm wound up about it I think it's funny too, I know my partner is a Spammer and we're always bantering each other. She's managed to badger me into persuading her to go on a tour of the Taxpayer stadium as she keeps telling me that she wants to see the trophy up close and be photographed with it 🤣. Alvin Martin is the special guest on the tour this Sunday. I refuse to call it the London Stadium as thats presumptuous and there are many London stadiums and they're only rent boys or the Stratford Rent Boys as I refer to them when I'm bantering with her. I always call it the Olympic Stadium or The Taxpayer Stadium.

I got this Spammers tour as one of her birthday presents but I said I'm drawing the line and being photographed with her with that tin pot farmers trophy or Alvin Martin.... I couldn't say no about going with her or getting it for her as she's bought me meet and greet events in the past where we saw Gazza and Teddy Sheringham, and on another event Glenn Hoddle, and we accompany each other to games although. I think she gets by far the better end of the deal as I often joke that I've already paid for my tickets to go and see that lot as have other taxpayers so they should let me go in for free as I'm paying twice 🤣.

We obviously have to keep quiet about our allegiances especially me and especially when we're playing each other at each others ground when I go there.

I always whisper to her when we go there that I find it embarrassing getting on the train and getting off at Stratford International as I don't like the thought that people might think I'm a Spammer because I'm with her, and trust me they are much more bothered about us than we are about them even though the clowns on the Kumb website would try desperately to have you believe otherwise.....As I say to her, when we're not playing each other, how many times have we been to Spurs have ever heard us singing about her lot, and after she says a big fat zero I then say that's not the case when I go there with her, every time I go they're saying something derogatory about us 😂......
 
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