Mourinho offered Bale deal as Levy backs new Tottenham boss

[doctor stefan Freud]

What a pile of panther piss

 

[DJS]

Don’t know about that, but I’d probably eat my own shit if Levy sanctioned a deal to re sign Bale, even on loan. That’s how confident I am of it not happening.

Ooooooh this may have to be added to the infamous Kane comment I have in my signatures (and said poster still refuses to confirm if he ate all his underwear).

 

[dagraham]

Ooooooh this may have to be added to the infamous Kane comment I have in my signatures (and said poster still refuses to confirm if he ate all his underwear).

Feel free to add it, although take careful note of the word probably .

 

[Gassin's finest]

What a pile of panther piss

Shirley you mean a puddle?

 

[Gassin's finest]

That didn't take long. Zlatan as well apparently.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Shirley you mean a puddle?

Shirley was a long time ago

 

[Twizzle]

look at the source, lol

 

[sausage]

If he comes someone has to make a "Wales. Tottenham. Golf. In that order." banner

Spurs. Wales. Golf. Botulism. Madrid,

 

[Jolmaster]

Surely it’s Wales, Spurs, golf, Madrid for Gareth now
COYS

 

[Metalhead]

Don’t know about that, but I’d probably eat my own shit if Levy sanctioned a deal to re sign Bale, even on loan. That’s how confident I am of it not happening.

if it happens, I hope that you honour this ?

Please know that we would take your word for it - no photographic evidence required.

 

[pedrodelawasp]

The stooshie over that banner may just be the thing to expedite his exit from Madrid. Their fans will be rabid, just maybe being enough of an incentive to offer him out on a heavily subsidised wage deal or make him an offer to end his contract early.

I know that's not really going to happen, but we can dream for a few weeks anyway...

 

[wpmcg]

Bale is not worth the money it would cost us now.

 

[pedrodelawasp]

Bale is not worth the money it would cost us now.

While that's almost certainly correct I can't help but entertain the glorious dream of him returning and leading a swashbuckling attack and scoring a few worldies en route to a trophy or two...

We'll just need to unearth the next Bale instead!

 

[spursfan1976]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/tottenhams-daniel-levy-makes-gareth-21323777

 

[Johnny J]

I'm absolutely certain this will definitely happen.

 

[dagraham]

Lol. Another “enquiry”.

I’ve enquired whether Beyoncé wants to sleep in my bed tonight. Haven’t had a reply yet.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

Lol. Another “enquiry”.

I’ve enquired whether Beyoncé wants to sleep in my bed tonight. Haven’t had a reply yet.

I'll tell her to check her phone when she gets back from making my breakfast...

 

[Gassin's finest]

This is never going to end is it?

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Fucking hell.

 

[JimmyG2]

Out of the depths of our despair
spring false hopes from yesteryear.
Let them inspire but not supplant
and looking forward full of hope
keep those sacred memories fresh
and make new memories in their place.
Anon.