Player Watch Player Watch: Yves Bissouma

[Frozen_Waffles]

Sometimes in life you have to sit back and see the funny side of things.

Other times you have to consider global population issues and how culling a large proportion of people (starting with the people in this thread) will benefit the rest.

Today is the latter.

Now let's consider where we are, look at the name at the top (it's a hint).

Now, Yves Bissouma... Discuss

 

[Johno1470]

ValenciaYid said:
Three weeks to go…3 in 3 or 4 in 3?‍???

Someone needs to get ValenciaYid a calendar. It was 4 weeks to go 2 weeks ago

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

Off topic I know , but I must say, as a Christian I do really dislike the Jesus jokes on here . I know it’s just meant as fun and I’m not trying to be someone that’s looking to be offended. I’m sure I’ll get plenty of dislikes for saying this ?

You've nailed it there.

But to enjoy the Internet, sometimes you have to sacrifice your views, or choose to scroll on.

 

[bungle4]

What a waste of time that was. At least take it to the Gabriel Jesus thread.

 

[TheHoddleWaddle]

What a waste of time that was. At least take it to the Gabriel Jesus thread.

We've been resurrecting the puns from that thread, here.

 

[Clark28]

Poor old gooners. They went to all that trouble to devise a chant for Yves.

Bissooooooouma
He's laughing at the Gooon-ahs
Had top 4, but you lost it
Now he's our coz you're too shit

 

[Cult of Ange High Priest]

Holy Tabernacle of Saint Bissouma! This must be one of the strangest diversions of a player thread yet. So if anyone wants to join my Bissouma cult we gather at midnight for prayers followed by sandwiches and a séance by Derek Acorah.

Starting a cult based on a football player doesn't always turn out how you want it to.

 

[Finchyid]

I thought we had here we go

 

[heinsmit]

I thought we had here we go

Honestly the guy is so full of bollocks, he has about 20 stages between here we go and signing. Here we go, deal confirmed, here we go confirmed, here we go with cherry on top...

 

[coysjod]

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[Finchyid]

Honestly the guy is so full of bollocks, he has about 20 stages between here we go and signing. Here we go, deal confirmed, here we go confirmed, here we go with cherry on top...

I know it’s bonkers

 

[coysjod]

Jesus Christ.

 

[coysjod]

Because I got an A in maths once

Sorry, been drinking but just need ro add this one more time, just a fraction more zoomed in

 

[SpartanSpur]

I thought we had here we go

It's all signed. It's just him regurgitating news until its officially announced. Even there he says its all signed.

 

[Now it's Spursonal]

Honestly the guy is so full of bollocks, he has about 20 stages between here we go and signing. Here we go, deal confirmed, here we go confirmed, here we go with cherry on top...

In his defence, every time he tweets there'll be hundreds of replies from fans asking "Whens Bissouma signing?!" "Any Bissouma updates?!" etc. etc.

 

[Nerine]

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Wut?

 

[tevezito]

Because I got an A in maths once

There's always an A in maths! What did you get in RE?

 

[Gb160]

Christ on a bike...the day SC bans jokes about anything is the day I'll hand in the keys for my SC company car and walk home.

 

[Tucker]

Are we doing an announcement time sweepstake? I’m going for 10 of the clock.

 

[Legacy]

Sometimes in life you have to sit back and see the funny side of things.

Other times you have to consider global population issues and how culling a large proportion of people (starting with the people in this thread) will benefit the rest.

Today is the latter.

Now let's consider where we are, look at the name at the top (it's a hint).

Now, Yves Bissouma... Discuss

I've found Thanos' SC account.