Premier League 2019–?

[ShaunL84]

Leicester are so gutless.

They need a win at home to secure CL football and they've offered fuck all.

 

[vuzp]

Man United 14th PL penalty this season

 

[dirtyh]

Man United 14th PL penalty this season

a truly stunning stat but not surprising. Will prob be 34 next season

 

[philll]

Agent Jonny Evans conceding the pen and then getting sent off.

 

[yankspurs]

Bournemouth screwed over by goal line technology in Villa/Sheffield last month

 

[nferno]

So glad Ben Forster gets relegated again, stay down now you bastard ?

 

[DaleMurphy]

hell yeah Villa

get fucked Watford

 

[Metalhead]

hell yeah Villa

get fucked Watford

Gutted for Bournemouth but growing up there I'm a bit biased. Ten years ago they were stuck in league one and there were people collecting money to try and help stop them going out of business so they've come a long way.

 

[wirE]

Rest in pieces Bournemouth. Gonna be a hefty clean out during the break

 

[dirtyh]

The fa will be happy with that. Their darling united back in champions league, well played. Only took 87 incorrect var decisions, expect lots more of the same next season as they try and engineer a United Liverpool rivalry.

 

[DaleMurphy]

Reporter - What do expect is next for Jack Grealish?

Dean Smith - I expect him to get drunk with me tonight

 

[TheChosenOne]

Astrathursdaystan incoming.

 

[TEESSIDE1]

Troy Deeney - legend... live interview ‘I’m not old, cheeky bastard’ ?????

 

[Montalbano]

The Premier League's twitter admin must have this tweet drafted before every United match

 

[werty]

Reporter - What do expect is next for Jack Grealish?

Dean Smith - I expect him to get drunk with me tonight

Those fuckers shouldn't be allowed to ask those questions.

 

[SE Spurs]

Seems only fitting Utd guarantee CL football with a pen.

Watford only have themselves to blame for imploding.

And Bournemouth left it too late. They've conceded way too many goals every season, since they've been up. And never been able to fix it.
I fear for Bournemouth, if they don't get straight back next season. May be a long time before they're back in the PL.

 

[Marty]

The Premier League's twitter admin must have this tweet drafted before every United match

Today's is the only penalty I can remember them getting this season where I've thought "yeah, that's got to be given". It was almost two fouls in one.

So much dodgy shit has gone their way.

 

[Marty]

Seems only fitting Utd guarantee CL football with a pen.

Watford only have themselves to blame for imploding.

And Bournemouth left it too late. They've conceded way too many goals every season, since they've been up. And never been able to fix it.
I fear for Bournemouth, if they don't get straight back next season. May be a long time before they're back in the PL.

A club their size is more likely to go the Wigan/Bolton route (sans administration, hopefully) than bouncing straight back like Newcastle tend to do.

 

[werty]

Table based on expected points makes interesting reading

№	Team	M	W	D	L	G	GA	PTS	xG	xGA	xPTS
№	Team	M	W	D	L	G	GA	PTS	xG	xGA	xPTS
2	Manchester City	38	26	3	9	102	35	81	102.21+0.21	37.00+2.00	86.76+5.76
1	Liverpool	38	32	3	3	85	33	99	75.19-9.81	39.57+6.57	74.28-24.72
4	Chelsea	38	20	6	12	69	54	66	76.23+7.23	41.09-12.91	73.49+7.49
3	Manchester United	38	18	12	8	66	36	66	66.19+0.19	38.06+2.06	70.99+4.99
7	Wolverhampton Wanderers	38	15	14	9	51	40	59	54.22+3.22	37.39-2.61	63.82+4.82
5	Leicester	38	18	8	12	67	41	62	61.02-5.98	47.89+6.89	61.16-0.84
11	Southampton	38	15	7	16	51	60	52	56.50+5.50	56.59-3.41	56.87+4.87
12	Everton	38	13	10	15	44	56	49	53.71+9.71	49.21-6.79	55.78+6.78
8	Arsenal	38	14	14	10	56	48	56	50.82-5.18	57.25+9.25	50.15-5.85
10	Burnley	38	15	9	14	43	50	54	49.35+6.35	53.84+3.84	49.54-4.46
9	Sheffield United	38	14	12	12	39	39	54	45.81+6.81	52.04+13.04	49.34-4.66
6	Tottenham	38	16	11	11	61	47	59	49.02-11.98	54.13+7.13	49.26-9.74
15	Brighton	38	9	14	15	39	54	41	47.42+8.42	60.42+6.42	48.02+7.02
19	Watford	38	8	10	20	36	64	34	48.56+12.56	59.53-4.47	47.87+13.87
18	Bournemouth	38	9	7	22	40	65	34	44.67+4.67	63.29-1.71	39.20+5.20
16	West Ham	38	10	9	19	49	62	39	49.07+0.07	68.32+6.32	38.75-0.25
14	Crystal Palace	38	11	10	17	31	50	43	34.45+3.45	57.39+7.39	38.26-4.74
17	Aston Villa	38	9	8	21	41	67	35	45.09+4.09	71.60+4.60	37.23+2.23
20	Norwich	38	5	6	27	26	75	21	37.23+11.23	71.61-3.39	33.12+12.12
13	Newcastle United	38	11	11	16	38	58	44	36.49-1.51	67.03+9.03	31.92-12.08

 

[Marty]

Liverpool have overperformed by 25 points, that's just mad.

Newcastle bottom is also completely bonkers.