- Feb 1, 2005
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THE SCENE: A Police line-up room in the copshop on Tottenham High Road. Several high profile managers are lined up and behind a one way window stands Daniel Levy. On a box, so that he can see.
Someone hands the first in the line a piece of paper and a voice over the intercom says 'No1, step forward and read what is written on the piece of paper'
David Moyes steps forward........'Och, he's a tarrifffek playerrrr, a top top lad' and steps back
AVB steps forward, then crouches down low and says 'He is a triffic player top top lad' before standing back and up returning to his place in the line
Robert Martinez steps forward............'This is a wonderful kloop and i'd like to talk about it'.......A voice breaks in.....'stick to the piece of paper No3' So Martinez shrugs........'Triffic, top top player'
Laurent Blanc is next............'superbe garçon meilleur joueur'........the voice breaks in. 'In English please'......Blanc looks up, quizically, 'Que?'.........The voice repeats..........'In English please'. Blanc shrugs, terrifique player, top lad'
The others start giggling. Daniel Levy steps down from the box. 'I've seen enough now' and leaves. Who did he choose?
We're all waiting to find out.
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