The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 30th August 2014

[wiggo24]

JJ said griezman and Lavezzi were never targets when someone moaned earlier

Really? Must have missed that - apologies.

I just remember him being mentioned in the guessing game yesterday and there's no thread on him so I didn't know where to put it..

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

So...……This morning some silly **** said......…

Now we're at the business end of the TW anyone losing their access loses it for the rest of the window.

Someone then gets tapped on the noggin with Le Banstique and sends me a PM saying

I know you said anyone getting banned would be banned for the rest of the window but I was wondering if i'd be back before deadline day

Surely anyone this simple should be immediately be put into some sort of professional care? They must be a danger to the general public and almost certainly themselves...Should I notify the authorities?

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Really? Must have missed that - apologies.

I just remember him being mentioned in the guessing game yesterday and there's no thread on him so I didn't know where to put it..

Me being a polite fucker, not to mention being blessed with no small amount of common decency means my first answer to "where to put it" is denied me

Lets just say because someone guessed a name doesn't make it open season on that name or mean it has to actually be put anywhere. Least of all in here.

Personally, i'd have written the name on a mars bar, wrapped it tin foil and rammed it firmly up the arse of whoever 'guessed' it. Ooooooops. The mask slips

 

[Parkie]

Me being a polite fucker, not to mention being blessed with no small amount of common decency means my first answer to "where to put it" is denied me

Lets just say because someone guessed a name doesn't make it open season on that name or mean it has to actually be put anywhere. Least of all in here.

Personally, i'd have written the name on a mars bar, wrapped it tin foil and rammed it firmly up the arse of whoever 'guessed' it. Ooooooops. The mask slips

There are police forces that could double their clear up rate on sexual assaults merely by watching this thread. A&C, you are a depraved individual.

 

[Greenspur]

So...……This morning some silly **** said......…

Someone then gets tapped on the noggin with Le Banstique and sends me a PM saying

Surely anyone this simple should be immediately be put into some sort of professional care? They must be a danger to the general public and almost certainly themselves...Should I notify the authorities?

Yes, notify them. Also, in the rules (which I have actually read) you instruct people not to PM you if they are banned. So, a double transgression, a double fuckwit, and a double ban. The culprit should be banned until the end of the TW twice (which is like the old prison sentences running concurrently).

 

[Parkie]

Yes, notify them. Also, in the rules (which I have actually read) you instruct people not to PM you if they are banned. So, a double transgression, a double fuckwit, and a double ban. The culprit should be banned until the end of the TW twice (which is like the old prison sentences running concurrently).

Banning for two transfer windows?
What, so they can sign Suarez?

 

[Sweech]

Ridiculous.

No. Man United are indeed shit.

I think I'm the only one who would take Fellaini though. I think if used properly he could be a very good player.

I'm fine with just getting Welbeck off them though.

 

[Syn_13]

So...……This morning some silly **** said......…

Someone then gets tapped on the noggin with Le Banstique and sends me a PM saying

Surely anyone this simple should be immediately be put into some sort of professional care? They must be a danger to the general public and almost certainly themselves...Should I notify the authorities?

Since when have we had a member called "Possibly the biggest fuckwit of all time"? It's kinda catchy though, I like it.

 

[ShaunL84]

We should be in for Mata, doesn't fit at United and would make us PL contenders.

Use the William/Schneiderlin money.

 

[mark87]

We should be in for Mata, doesn't fit at United and would make us PL contenders.

Use the William/Schneiderlin money.

Mata's wages would be astronomical. Plus I don't think he would wanna come.

 

[Spurger King]

Since when have we had a member called "Possibly the biggest fuckwit of all time"? It's kinda catchy though, I like it.

Don't remember Adiepf then?

 

[neilp]

Mata's wages would be astronomical. Plus I don't think he would wanna come.

If we beat the bin dippers tomorrow maybe he would see us as a better alternative to Moyes, sorry LVG.

 

[mark87]

If we beat the bin dippers tomorrow maybe he would see us as a better alternative to Moyes, sorry LVG.

Big if. Even then I don't think he would wanna join. Plus as I said previous he'll be on monster wages that Levy would not fork out for and understandably so.

 

[Bulletspur]

We should be in for Mata, doesn't fit at United and would make us PL contenders.

Use the William/Schneiderlin money.

Mata's wages would be astronomical. Plus I don't think he would wanna come.

Plus as good as he is, I don't think he would fit either. He does not press that is why Chelsea let him go, and I assume Mopo's style would require him pressing

 

[o1fozzybear]

Since when have we had a member called "Possibly the biggest fuckwit of all time"? It's kinda catchy though, I like it.

Did somebody call?

 

[TH1239]

I'd really like to know what the alternatives to Welbeck are that were alluded to. We should've been all over PSV to get a deal done for Depay early in the window. He's going to be a star.

Not bringing in a LWF would be a huge mistake. An injury to Chadli or Lamela and we are going to struggle, as Townsend and Lennon have demonstrated they don't have end product, which is incompatible with Pochettino's system.

 

[Yid-ol]

Did somebody call?

Sit back down, he only said "possibly" the biggest

 

[Beni]

Think we have had a good window so far after Stambouli hopefully signing. We seem to have really looked at the amount of goals we conceeded last year and the individual mistakes we made, and tried to address that in this window.
The Latest ITK regarding Welbeck or a couple of United players, doesn't really excite me. Think after we have addressed the defensive side of the squad, we could do with another creative spark for the middle or out left of midfield, to play with Eriksen and Lamela, as so far a lot of our creativity is relying on them.

 

[dondo]

We should be in for Mata, doesn't fit at United and would make us PL contenders.

Use the William/Schneiderlin money.

This post is all sorts of wrong don't know where to begin .
Mata wouldn't fit here either even if we could afford him or he wanted to come , which he almost certainly wouldn't and if he did come he would not turn us into title contenders. And we spent the Willian money on lamela. Apart from that though your spot on

 

[o1fozzybear]

Sit back down, he only said "possibly" the biggest

Thank fuck for that! Hard work thinking.